PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randy Orton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Orton has chosen Voices as his entrance music. Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Paul Whoddanikabollokoff
vs
Orton

178 cm
20
179 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

194 cm
23
179 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Randy Orton!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Trevor Gratis and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Orton tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Orton misses with an uppercut.

Whoddanikabollokoff closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Orton to the mat! Orton manages to get full guard.

Whoddanikabollokoff is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Orton preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Orton looking for a guillotine here but Whoddanikabollokoff defends easily.

Orton throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Orton looking for a guillotine here but Whoddanikabollokoff defends easily.
Whoddanikabollokoff has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Whoddanikabollokoff trying to stand up but can't free himself from Orton's guard.
Orton is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Orton working for a triangle but Whoddanikabollokoff defends it easily.
Whoddanikabollokoff is in close to Orton's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Whoddanikabollokoff might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Whoddanikabollokoff is looking to stand up but Orton won't let him.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Whoddanikabollokoff throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Whoddanikabollokoff is looking to work some ground and pound but Orton has wrist control.
Whoddanikabollokoff chips away with some ground and pound.
Orton is trying to keep Whoddanikabollokoff in close.
Whoddanikabollokoff with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Whoddanikabollokoff trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
A right-left combo lands from Orton.

It looks like Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff has been cut.
Whoddanikabollokoff throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Orton counters with a stiff right hand.
Orton fails in his attempt to clinch.
Whoddanikabollokoff shoots in and drives through. Orton sprawls well.

Whoddanikabollokoff scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Whoddanikabollokoff looks up at the clock and then as Orton takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Whoddanikabollokoff smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Orton is trying to control Whoddanikabollokoff's posture but Whoddanikabollokoff avoids it.
Orton sneaks back into half guard.

Orton looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Orton looks gassed!
Whoddanikabollokoff sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Orton defending well though.

Orton is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Whoddanikabollokoff pulls his head out easily.
Whoddanikabollokoff is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whoddanikabollokoff looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Orton trying to control here.

Orton looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Whoddanikabollokoff looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Orton!
Orton is bucking up trying to escape but Whoddanikabollokoff cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Whoddanikabollokoff dominating with strikes here.
Whoddanikabollokoff landing strikes, looking to finish!
Whoddanikabollokoff scoring with strikes but Orton is staying in there.
Whoddanikabollokoff connects with a couple of good shots from mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Whoddanikabollokoff has hold of Orton's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Orton manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Orton wants to control but Whoddanikabollokoff is having none of it.

Whoddanikabollokoff looking for a guillotine from mount but Orton is having none of it.
Whoddanikabollokoff working Orton over with strikes here.
Orton regains half guard.
Whoddanikabollokoff trying to mount his opponent but Orton defends it.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Orton gets back to full guard.
Whoddanikabollokoff scoring with some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Whoddanikabollokoff has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Whoddanikabollokoff there as he acknowledges the shot.
Orton tries to close the distance and clinch up but Whoddanikabollokoff swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Randy Orton is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Orton throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Whoddanikabollokoff misses with a takedown
and Orton counters with a left to the body.

Whoddanikabollokoff feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Whoddanikabollokoff wants to stand but Orton has a closed guard, so he can't escape.

Orton escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Whoddanikabollokoff gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Orton trying to control the position.
Whoddanikabollokoff wants to pass the guard but Orton is keeping the position.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Orton is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Whoddanikabollokoff defends well.
Whoddanikabollokoff throwing strikes but missing.
Orton is breathing heavily.
Whoddanikabollokoff postures up and lands a big shot to Orton's brow.

Whoddanikabollokoff stands up from guard. Let's bang!

Whoddanikabollokoff scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Whoddanikabollokoff sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Orton defending well though.
Whoddanikabollokoff is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Orton is wriggling around trying to escape.

Whoddanikabollokoff goes for an armbar but Orton turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Orton.
Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Orton drops back for a leg here. A bit of a high risk move... He's looking for a kneebar by the looks of things. Now both of them are looking for submissions. Orton seems to have locked his on tight now - Whoddanikabollokoff screams in pain and taps out furiously! It certainly was a high risk move but it's paid off for Orton, as he picks up the win!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Randy Orton!