PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Slow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Fuck Tito
vs
Slow

190 cm
22
196 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
23
194 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Fuck Tito!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Joe Slow!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Damien Edna and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuck Tito scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Fuck Tito leaves Slow with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Slow tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Fuck Tito swivels and escapes.
Slow looks for a takedown but Fuck Tito sprawls well.
Chuck Fuck Tito has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Slow.
Slow fails with a takedown attempt.

Slow shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Fuck Tito on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Fuck Tito tries to get out of the position.
Slow won't allow Fuck Tito to get back to his feet.
Slow postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Slow drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Slow jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Slow wants to control from the top but Fuck Tito keeps moving.
Fuck Tito keeping full guard, as Slow tries to pass.
Slow in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Slow is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Slow looks gassed!

Slow drops back looking for a leg! Fuck Tito is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Fuck Tito manages to kick Slow off! Slow jumps back into Fuck Tito's guard.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Fuck Tito connects with a crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
A bone on bone clash there as Slow blocks the leg kick.
Chuck Fuck Tito is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Slow shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Fuck Tito as he avoids it easily.
Slow closes the distance and clinches up with Fuck Tito, looking for a takedown. Slow pushes Fuck Tito against the cage but Fuck Tito circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Fuck Tito lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Slow circles away quickly and effectively.
Slow fails with a takedown attempt.
Slow checks a low kick from Fuck Tito.
Joe Slow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito throws a chopping leg kick but Slow manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Fuck Tito connects with a right hand. Slow shakes it off.
Slow tries to clinch up but Fuck Tito circles away and keeps his distance.
Slow is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Fuck Tito swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Slow dives in and grabs Fuck Tito's left leg, looking for a takedown. Fuck Tito pushes down on Slow's head and hops out.

Fuck Tito drops Slow with a nice combination! Fuck Tito dives into Slow's guard, looking to finish!

Slow is rocked!

It looks like Joe Slow has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fuck Tito throws a big right hand that misses.
Slow is still in real trouble! Can Fuck Tito finish him?
Slow wants to stand but Fuck Tito is controlling the position.
Slow seems to have recovered his senses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slow preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Fuck Tito thows a big elbow that misses.
Fuck Tito slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.

Slow throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Fuck Tito trying to control but Slow is working from the bottom.
Fuck Tito looking to pass the guard.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Slow closes the distance and clinches up with Fuck Tito, looking for a takedown. Slow pushes Fuck Tito against the cage but Fuck Tito circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fuck Tito misses with a jab, cross combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Fuck Tito dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Joe Slow's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Fuck Tito will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Slow tries for a takedown but Fuck Tito sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
A combination from Fuck Tito does no damage.
Slow has a takedown stuffed.
Fuck Tito swinging wilding here.
Nice takedown defense from Fuck Tito. No joy for Slow on that attempt.
Chuck Fuck Tito has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Slow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Left hook, right uppercut from Fuck Tito.
Slow is breathing heavily.
Fuck Tito stuffs the takedown attempt from Slow. Slow gets slowly back to his feet.
Chuck Fuck Tito is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Slow is out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Slow 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Nice shot by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito throws a right and a left that Slow avoids nicely.
Fuck Tito cracks Slow with an open hand slap.
A leg kick checked by Slow.
Fuck Tito lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Slow circles away quickly and effectively.
Fuck Tito will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Fuck Tito - just one landing.
Fuck Tito keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Slow on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Slow shoots in looking for a takedown. Fuck Tito tries to sprawl out of it but Slow keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Fuck Tito manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Fuck Tito scores with a punch to the head.
Fuck Tito will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slow misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito scores with a jab.
A lazy left from Fuck Tito finds it's target.
Fuck Tito throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fuck Tito fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
No luck for Slow with that takedown attempt.
Slow fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Fuck Tito avoids it really well and circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slow checks a leg kick.
Fuck Tito bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Slow's head backwards.
Jab by Fuck Tito.
Good shot there by Fuck Tito.
No joy there for Fuck Tito, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fuck Tito listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Slow slips a jab and a cross from Fuck Tito.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Fuck Tito dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Joe Slow's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Slow is trying hard to land a takedown here. Fuck Tito sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Slow throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Fuck Tito's waist but Fuck Tito gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Slow off to one side.
Slow fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Chuck Fuck Tito has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Slow.
Fuck Tito with a nice cross.
Slow fails to land the takedown.
Nice straight punches there by Fuck Tito. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Fuck Tito.
Slow takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Slow looks for a takedown but Fuck Tito sprawls well.
Fuck Tito cracks Slow with a good jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito is looking to chop away at Slow's legs.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Slow.
Slow has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Slow with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Fuck Tito to score with a decent uppercut.
Fuck Tito throws a series of punches but Slow moves out of range.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Slow.
Fuck Tito scores with a jab. Slow acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Slow moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Good work by Slow as he checks the leg kick.
Fuck Tito scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Fuck Tito fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Slow shoots in for a double leg but Fuck Tito sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Fuck Tito stalks Slow and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Slow's face. Slow staggers backwards, shaken.
Fuck Tito lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fuck Tito connects with a good straight punch right through the guard and follows up with a right hook and a left hook! That last one sent Slow tumbling to the canvas! Fuck Tito pours on the pressure with more strikes and the referee has no hesitation diving in to stop the fight! Slow was done - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Chuck Fuck Tito!