PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Brycen Gionet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Flakey Dryskin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gionet kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is "Mosh" by Eminem. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Flakey Dryskin was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Gionet
vs
Dryskin

180 cm
21
192 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

187 cm
23
194 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Tends to cut

Black Skull Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Brycen Gionet!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Flakey Dryskin!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Gregory Folan and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dryskin with a hook.
Dryskin just misses with a punch to the body.
Dryskin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Gionet.
Dryskin stuffs the takedown.
Dryskin looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dryskin misses with a jab, cross combination.
A punch lands to the side of Gionet 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Gionet fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Dryskin rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Gionet moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dryskin misses with a few strikes there.
Dryskin swinging wilding here.
Dryskin swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A punch combination from Dryskin misses.
Dryskin connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Gionet's hands.
Left hook, right uppercut from Dryskin.
Gionet shoots in and drives through. Dryskin sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brycen Gionet. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dryskin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Gionet.
Dryskin lands with a nice combination. Gionet backs away looking to recover.
Dryskin looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dryskin tries to bum rush Gionet with a series of wild strikes but Gionet uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dryskin stuffs the takedown.
A right-left combo lands from Dryskin.
Gionet shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Dryskin as he avoids it easily.
Dryskin misses with a wild combination.
Dryskin scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Gionet moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Dryskin connects with a good right hand that stumbles Gionet. Gionet circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gionet misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Gionet will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Gionet. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dryskin tests Gionet's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Gionet shoots in but Dryskin avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Flakey Dryskin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gionet is breathing heavily.
Gionet has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Dryskin has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Gionet takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

Gionet is rocked!
Dryskin throws a right hand that Gionet ducks under and follows up with a left that Gionet also avoids with ease.
Gionet ducks right into an uppercut from Dryskin.
Oh Gionet is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dryskin is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round!Gionet had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Dryskin throws a right and a left that both miss.
Gionet seems to have got his legs back now.
Dryskin throws a nice looking combination but Gionet bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Gionet tries for a takedown but Dryskin sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Dryskin scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

Dryskin lands a left and a right that send Gionet crashing to the mat, dazed. Dryskin thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Dryskin drops Gionet with a big left hand! Gionet is injured, injured bad! Dryskin jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Flakey Dryskin! Flakey Dryskin retains his middleweight title!