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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vitus Shavnetski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey The Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Shavnetski might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to DMX - get it on the floor. The Dumbass has chosen Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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285 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
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255 lbs
5 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
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BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Vitus Shavnetski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Joey The Dumbass!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, William Gold and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Dumbass fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
The Dumbass dodges the punch combination from Shavnetski.
Shavnetski stuffs the takedown attempt from The Dumbass. The Dumbass gets slowly back to his feet.
The Dumbass scores with a hook.
The Dumbass shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than The Dumbass was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The Dumbass wants to finish this one by submission but Shavnetski is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from The Dumbass.
The Dumbass pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
The Dumbass goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Shavnetski is on top in guard.
The Dumbass is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shavnetski wants to control from the top but The Dumbass keeps moving.
The Dumbass looking for a sweep. Not yet The Dumbass, not yet.
The Dumbass throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The Dumbass is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Shavnetski trying to control the position from guard on top but The Dumbass is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Shavnetski trying to stand up but can't free himself from The Dumbass's guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Shavnetski won't allow The Dumbass to sweep him here.
The Dumbass has his foot on Shavnetski's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Shavnetski works his way back into a safe position though.
Shavnetski won't allow The Dumbass to sweep him here.
Shavnetski trying to control but The Dumbass is working from the bottom.
Shavnetski avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The Dumbass has his foot on Shavnetski's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Shavnetski works his way back into a safe position though.
Shavnetski wants to control from the top but The Dumbass keeps moving.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Dumbass tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The Dumbass keeping full guard, as Shavnetski tries to pass.
Shavnetski stopping the sweep attempt from The Dumbass.
The Dumbass throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Shavnetski escapes and throws The Dumbass's legs to the side, diving into side control!
The Dumbass gets back to half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
The Dumbass tries to get to full guard but Shavnetski has control of the leg.
The Dumbass wants to get back to full guard but Shavnetski has mounted him!
The Dumbass is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joey The Dumbass dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
The Dumbass is looking to clinch but Shavnetski is avoiding it.
Shavnetski fails to land with a series of punches.
Shavnetski misses with a jab, cross combination.
Vitus Shavnetski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big right from Shavnetski misses.
The Dumbass shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
The Dumbass swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Shavnetski is now in The Dumbass's guard. A big mistake from The Dumbass there, giving up the dominant position!
There's a bit of a scramble here and now The Dumbass is on top in guard.
Shavnetski keeping full guard, as The Dumbass tries to pass.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The Dumbass sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Shavnetski's guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Dumbass is working for a submission of some sort.
The Dumbass is working for a kimura but Shavnetski is defending it quite comfortably.
Shavnetski is looking for a sweep. The Dumbass is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The Dumbass is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Shavnetski sees it coming and defends easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
The Dumbass trying to mount his opponent but Shavnetski defends it.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for The Dumbass. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Shavnetski throws the left hand but The Dumbass avoids the punch easily.
Vitus Shavnetski is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Shavnetski swinging wilding here.
Vitus Shavnetski is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Shavnetski swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Shavnetski throws a jab when The Dumbass was well out of range.
The Dumbass closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
The Dumbass is pressing down on Shavnetski's thigh, looking to free his foot. Shavnetski is holding on for now.
The Dumbass is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The Dumbass is looking for a kimura but Shavnetski is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for The Dumbass to get the leverage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Dumbass wants to pass to mount but Shavnetski is defending the position.
The Dumbass is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
The Dumbass looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
The Dumbass is looking to advance position but Shavnetski won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joey The Dumbass showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
The Dumbass drives through with a takedown into guard.
The Dumbass pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Shavnetski is keeping the position for now.
The Dumbass advances position into side control!
The Dumbass wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Shavnetski, who protects the arm well.
The Dumbass goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Shavnetski rolls with the submission and now he's on top in The Dumbass's guard! Nice work there by Shavnetski!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Shavnetski got a little sloppy there for a moment and The Dumbass has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Shavnetski has managed to get both his arms back between The Dumbass's legs - danger averted.
Joey The Dumbass has got the better of the ground game so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Dumbass wants to sweep here but Shavnetski controlling him for the moment.
The Dumbass working for a triangle but Shavnetski defends it easily.
Shavnetski stands up and waves to The Dumbass to follow him.
The Dumbass closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Vitus Shavnetski has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Dumbass tries to advance to mount but Shavnetski denies him.
The Dumbass goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Shavnetski rolls with the submission and now he's on top in The Dumbass's guard! Nice work there by Shavnetski!
The Dumbass has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Shavnetski can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Shavnetski controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Shavnetski preventing the sweep.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Dumbass is looking to sweep but instead, Shavnetski has passed into half guard.
Shavnetski is looking for a kimura but The Dumbass is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Shavnetski to get the leverage.
The Dumbass is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Shavnetski's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Shavnetski's back!
The Dumbass working for the choke.
The Dumbass is looking for the choke from the back position but Shavnetski is controlling his hands well.
Shavnetski is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Dumbass has got his arm under Shavnetski's chin working for the choke… has he got it? It looks pretty tight! Oh! Shavnetski has spun round into The Dumbass's guard beautifully! Well done that man!
Joey The Dumbass is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shavnetski stopping the sweep attempt from The Dumbass.
The Dumbass looking for a triangle here. Shavnetski is fighting it but it looks tight! The Dumbass pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Shavnetski is tapping out - this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Joey The Dumbass!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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