PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Henry Longhorn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hitler has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Adolf Hitler has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Hitler
vs
Henry Longhorn

150 cm
22
150 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

182 cm
22
150 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Adolf Hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Henry Longhorn!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Ivan Kurochkin and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Longhorn scores a takedown into full mount!
Hitler is breathing heavily.

Longhorn is working for a guillotine from mount but Hitler frees his head quite easily.
Longhorn controlling his opponent.
Hitler in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Hitler prevents Longhorn from taking his back.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Longhorn goes for an armbar but Hitler turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Hitler.
Longhorn is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

Longhorn throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Longhorn manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Longhorn controlling his opponent.
Longhorn trying to control but he's not successful this time.

Longhorn has isolated one of Hitler's arms. Hitler looking to fight him off but Longhorn twists into an armbar. It's tight... Will he tap?? YES, he's tapped! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Henry Longhorn!