PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jacky Wacky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and B Unit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jacky Wacky had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Wacky
vs
Unit

190 cm
18
278 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

220 cm
19
230 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Self confident

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

Amber Swan
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jacky Wacky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, B Unit!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Wacky scores with a takedown into Unit's guard.
Wacky forces his way into half guard.
Wacky really is a fat lump.

Wacky is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Unit regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Wacky.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Unit working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Wacky doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Wacky manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Wacky wants to control from the top but Unit keeps moving.

Unit is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Wacky stopping the sweep attempt from Unit.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Unit scores with a couple of body punches from the bottom.
Wacky wants to control from the top but Unit keeps moving.
Wacky trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Wacky is stalling in the full guard.
Unit lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Wacky!
Unit landing punches.

Unit swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Wacky is now in Unit's guard. A big mistake from Unit there, giving up the dominant position!
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Wacky prevents Unit from getting back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Wacky drops back looking for a leg! Unit is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Unit manages to kick Wacky off! Wacky jumps back into Unit's guard.
Wacky looking to pass the guard.

Wacky is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Wacky is looking to work some ground and pound but Unit has wrist control.
Unit is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Unit keeping full guard, as Wacky tries to pass.
Wacky wants to control from the top but Unit keeps moving.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.

Unit looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wacky regains full guard. Nicely done.
Wacky is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Unit slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Wacky working a defensive guard here.
Wacky looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Wacky is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Wacky can't keep his opponent in guard - Unit advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Wacky is trying to get back to full guard.
Unit prevents Wacky from standing back up.
Wacky is breathing heavily.
Unit stalling away here and it's allowed Wacky to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Wacky keeping moving, preventing Unit from controlling successfully.

Unit gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.

Wacky gets a takedown into half guard.
Unit gets back to full guard.

Unit is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but B Unit will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Unit clinches.
Wacky takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Jacky Wacky has been cut.
Unit is trying to stall.
Wacky fails to pull guard.
Unit is working for takedown but Wacky is calmly controlling the position for now.
Unit prevents a takedown attempt there.
Unit lands a nice elbow.
Unit is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Wacky is keeping busy.
Wacky wants a takedown but no success here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jacky Wacky. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Unit throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Unit prevents a takedown attempt there.
Wacky goes for a takedown attempt but Unit pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wacky doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Unit counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Unit.
Knees to the body from Unit.
Unit lands an elbow inside.

Unit turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!

Unit stands up and beckons Wacky to his feet.
Wacky misses with a takedown

and Unit counters with a nice double leg into guard.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Unit. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wacky keeping full guard, as Unit tries to pass.
Unit is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Unit wants to control from the top but Wacky keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wacky trying to keep a closed guard but Unit is proving a slippery customer.
Wacky is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Unit is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Unit scoring with punches to the head and body.
Wacky wants to stand but Unit is controlling the position.
B Unit has got the better of the ground game so far.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Wacky with a lazy takedown attempt

and Unit counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Unit works his way into side control.

Unit is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Wacky has escaped the position, nice work there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Unit wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Wacky, who protects the arm well.
Wacky is trying to get back to his feet.
Unit sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Wacky is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.

Unit has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Wacky closes the distance looking to clinch

and Unit counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Unit seems to be looking for submissions.
Wacky is looking to control Unit's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Wacky avoid being mounted?
Unit prevents Wacky from improving his position.
Wacky tries to kick Unit off but Unit keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Wacky is looking to control Unit's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Wacky avoid being mounted?
Wacky flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wacky is not content to let Unit control the position.

Wacky manages to escape and get back to his feet!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

B Unit showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jacky Wacky's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Unit changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Wacky looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Wacky is looking to regain half guard here but Unit keeps moving and retains side control.
Wacky tries to strike from the bottom but misses.

Unit is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Wacky is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

Unit goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Wacky has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Unit but great work by Wacky.

Wacky is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Unit is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Wacky trying to control the position but Unit is working away.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Wacky working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Wacky tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Unit is not content to let Wacky control the position.
Unit regains half guard.
Unit gets back to full guard.
Unit controls Wacky momentarily but Wacky frees himself.

Unit is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a tringle but Wacky frees his head nicely. Oh but Unit has switched to an armbar! Wacky is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). B Unit!