PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lord Vader (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uolevi Jurvanslummi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vader comes to the ring accompanied by Imperial March. Jurvanslummi comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Elmo song kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Uolevi Jurvanslummi will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Vader
vs
Jurvanslummi

225 cm
22
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
20
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Lord Vader!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Uolevi Jurvanslummi!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Sergei Dronov and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vader fails with the takedown.

Jurvanslummi tries to keep at a distance but Vader has taken the fight into the clinch.
Vader throws an elbow but it misses.
Jurvanslummi jumps guard but Vader stands there with Jurvanslummi around his waist. Jurvanslummi gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Vader misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jurvanslummi.
Jurvanslummi jumps guard but Vader stands there with Jurvanslummi around his waist. Jurvanslummi gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Jurvanslummi fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Lord Vader has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Uolevi Jurvanslummi.

Vader escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Vader shoots in and bounces Jurvanslummi off the ropes to secure the takedown into guard.
Vader prevents Jurvanslummi from getting back to his feet.
Vader preventing the sweep.
Jurvanslummi should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

Vader stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Jurvanslummi will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jurvanslummi fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

Vader fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jurvanslummi, pushing him back against the ropes.

Vader breaks from the clinch.
Vader dodges the punch combination from Jurvanslummi.
Jurvanslummi circles away from the clinch attempt.

Vader shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Jurvanslummi wants to hit a switch here but Vader passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Jurvanslummi there!
Jurvanslummi tries to reverse the position but Vader maintains control.
Vader controlling from the full mount.

Vader get's back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Vader moves into the clinch successfully.
Vader tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Jurvanslummi looking to slow down the pace here.
Jurvanslummi misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jurvanslummi looks gassed!

Vader breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jurvanslummi.
Vader avoids the head kick by Jurvanslummi.
Jurvanslummi just misses with a punch to the body.

Vader drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.

Jurvanslummi is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Vader's leg. Oh but that's left an opportunity for Vader! He's got an arm triangle... it looks tight! He's rotating and Jurvanslummi has tapped! This one is allllll over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Lord Vader!