PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Trey Oeuftete (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeff The Goon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Oeuftete kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The Way I Feel. The Goon has chosen Move Bi**h as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jeff The Goon was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Oeuftete
vs
The Goon

198 cm
18
271 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

200 cm
18
270 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Tends to cut

Black Skull Clothing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Trey Oeuftete!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jeff The Goon!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Yves DeLean and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Oeuftete drops The Goon with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but The Goon looks back up at him and smiles so Oeuftete waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

The Goon is rocked!

It looks like Jeff The Goon has been cut.
The Goon looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Oeuftete gets a big slam - oh, The Goon is out! The Goon is out! That's a nasty KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Slam). Trey Oeuftete!