PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Helio Pesmerga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Furious Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Furious Bastard was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Pesmerga
vs
Bastard

188 cm
22
210 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

185 cm
22
210 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Helio Pesmerga!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Furious Bastard!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Steve Smith and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice shot by Pesmerga.

Bastard looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

Bastard is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

Bastard is trying to work for a kimura but Pesmerga is defending well.
Pesmerga tries to kick Bastard off but Bastard keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Bastard trying to mount his opponent but Pesmerga defends it.

Bastard is trying to work for a kimura but Pesmerga is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bastard is working for a kimura but Pesmerga is defending it quite comfortably.
Bastard looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Bastard not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Pesmerga tries to kick Bastard off but Bastard keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Bastard looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Bastard looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

Bastard is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Pesmerga is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Furious Bastard!