PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Herb Tarlic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy comes to the cage accompanied by Cradle Of Filth - Cruelty Brought Thee Orchids. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Jeremy
vs
Tarlic

167 cm
23
280 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

200 cm
23
245 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Herb Tarlic!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Tarja Halkonen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tarlic swinging wilding here.
Tarlic misses with a looping left.
Tarlic fails with the takedown.
Tarlic looks to land a right hand but Jeremy moved out of range.
Jeremy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Tarlic.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Tarlic is defended easily by Jeremy.
Tarlic lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jeremy circles away quickly and effectively.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jeremy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Tarlic scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Tarlic fails with a takedown attempt.
Ron Jeremy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Herb Tarlic.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tarlic looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Jeremy is fending him off so far but Tarlic persists. Nope, Jeremy circles away and we're back to standing.
Jeremy tries to clinch up.
Tarlic shoots for a double leg takedown but Jeremy sprawls well. He's pushed Tarlic's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Ron Jeremy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Tarlic lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Jeremy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Jeremy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Jab by Tarlic.
Tarlic misses with a series of wild punches.
Tarlic throws a jab when Jeremy was well out of range.
Tarlic tries for a takedown but Jeremy sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

Jeremy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Nice elbow from Jeremy.
Tarlic is looking to break free of the clinch but Jeremy has double underhooks.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tarlic tries to break free but Jeremy pushes him back against the cage.
Jeremy lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Herb Tarlic has been cut.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Jeremy pushes off an throws an elbow but Tarlic leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Tarlic is looking to break free of the clinch but Jeremy has double underhooks.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it misses.
Jeremy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Tarlic takes an elbow to the temple.
Jeremy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Tarlic wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jeremy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
With the fighters up against the cage, Jeremy throws an elbow but misses.
Jeremy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Tarlic can't get the takedown.
Jeremy lands an elbow just above Tarlic 's eye.
Tarlic looks gassed!
Tarlic jumps guard but Jeremy stands there with Tarlic around his waist. Tarlic gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Tarlic trying to control the position but instead, Jeremy has worked for underhooks and has pushed Tarlic into the cage.
Jeremy lands an elbow just above Tarlic 's eye.
Jeremy gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

That has opened up Herb Tarlic's cut even more.
Jeremy lands a nice elbow.

Jeremy lands a vicious elbow to the side of Tarlic's head that scrambles his senses and sends him wobbling down to the canvas! Jeremy tries to finish him with strikes but Tarlic still seems able to defend himself so Jeremy steps back and lets Tarlic get back to his feet - he wants no part of the ground game.

Tarlic is rocked!

Jeremy fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Tarlic, pushing him back against the cage.
Tarlic is still on wobbly legs! Can Jeremy finish him?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tarlic blocks an elbow strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeremy just misses with a elbow thrown towards Tarlic's brow.
Tarlic seems to have recovered his senses.
Jeremy lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

The cut above Herb Tarlic's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it misses.
Jeremy has Tarlic pressed against the cage. He pushes Tarlic back and as he springs towards him off the cage, Jeremy throws a beautiful elbow that sends Tarlic crashing to the floor! Jeremy piles on the pressure with more strikes! Tarlic is flailing away but he's not defending himself and the referee steps in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ron Jeremy!