PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Maurico Hates Decisions (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nicolai Romanov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hates Decisions comes to the cage accompanied by Defqon Ending!. Romanov is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Kalinka. Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go!Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Hates Decisions
vs
Romanov

195 cm
20
255 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

190 cm
23
260 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

Syndicate Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Maurico Hates Decisions!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Nicolai Romanov!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Aleksandr Martynov and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Romanov scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Romanov throwing shots but Hates Decisions is blocking nicely.
Romanov working over Hates Decisions with some ground and pound. Hates Decisions looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Romanov not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Romanov trying to pass the guard but Hates Decisions defending well.
Hates Decisions is trying to stand.
Romanov missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Romanov missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Romanov throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Romanov not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Hates Decisions trying to hold on to Romanov's head to control him but Romanov postures up.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Romanov slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Romanov takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Romanov shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Hates Decisions but Hates Decisions pushes him off and we're back to square one.
A head kick from Hates Decisions lands but Romanov takes it in his stride.

It looks like Nicolai Romanov has been cut.
Romanov misses with a wild body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big right from Romanov misses.
Hates Decisions with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Romanov looks gassed!
Hates Decisions lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Romanov shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Hates Decisions pinned against the cage. Hates Decisions gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Hates Decisions misses with a straight right.
Maurico Hates Decisions is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hates Decisions feints a kick and comes over the top with a right hand, followed by a left hook - both land, sending Romanov crashing to the mat! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Maurico Hates Decisions!
Maurico Hates Decisions is the new heavyweight champion!