PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Holy Girl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Franz Schwager (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Girl comes into the arena with Holy Ghost blaring out of the sound system. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Girl
vs
Schwager

190 cm
18
221 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
247 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Demonic Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Holy Girl!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Franz Schwager!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Paul Tew and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Girl cracks Schwager with an open hand slap.
Schwager has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

It looks like Franz Schwager has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A jab lands there for Girl.
Girl misses with a double jab.
Girl misses with a series of wild punches.
Girl lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
No luck for Schwager with that takedown attempt.
Schwager throws a left and a right that both miss
and Girl counters with a huge left! Schwager is in big trouble! He's backing up but Girl isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Schwager from any more damage. A dominating finish by Girl!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Holy Girl!