PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dean Martin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Retard Strong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Retard Strong will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Martin
vs
Strong

195 cm
24
282 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

210 cm
25
284 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Crippler's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dean Martin !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Retard Strong!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, George Francis and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Martin scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Strong is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Martin thows a huge punch but Strong dodges it nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Strong is trying to control but can't.
Martin is keen to just control but Strong is a slippery customer.
Still in half guard, Martin seems content to control.
Martin is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Martin wants to control from the top but Strong keeps moving.
Martin throws and elbow that misses. Strong uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Martin 's guard. Nice move by Strong!
Strong with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Martin manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Strong throws a one two combo.
Martin throws a hook to the side of Strong's head but Strong sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Strong throws an overhand right that lands on Martin 's shoulder, as Martin tries to avoid the shot.
Strong defending well as Martin loads up on a big left hand.

Martin scores a takedown into full mount!
Martin lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Martin scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Martin trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Strong is trying desperately to improve position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Martin with good strikes from the mount here!
Martin lands a nice shot to the head.
Martin working the ground and pound effectively.
Martin landing shots from mount.
Martin controlling his opponent.
Martin lands a nice shot to the head.
Martin trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Martin is landing with some decent strikes but Strong is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Martin with a couple of short strikes.
Martin sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Strong wants to control but Martin is having none of it.
Martin lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Martin trying to control but Strong is having none of it.
Martin blocks Strong's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Martin wants to control the pace but Strong is squirming around nicely.
Martin cracks Strong with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Martin lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Martin controlling from mount.
Martin dominating with strikes here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Martin trying to control but he's not successful this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dean Martin dominated that round.
That's time! Martin 's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Martin smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Martin throws a series of strikes that have Strong backpedaling.

Martin gets a takedown into half guard.
Strong is staying active underneath Martin , who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Martin trying to control the pace.
Martin working Strong over with strikes.

Strong looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Martin working over Strong with some ground and pound. Strong looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Martin is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Martin working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Martin controlling from the top position.
Martin pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Strong is keeping the position for now.
Strong not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Martin trying to control but Strong is working from the bottom.
Martin scoring with punches to the head and body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Strong looking for subs off his back but Martin has passed one foot through into half guard.
Strong is breathing heavily.
Martin trying to control the action but Strong is working from the bottom.
Ground and pound from Martin .
Martin thows a huge punch but Strong dodges it nicely.
Martin thows a huge punch but Strong dodges it nicely.

Strong looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Strong tries to push off, looking to stand up, but Martin manages to move to mount!
Dean Martin overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Martin lands a big elbow.
Strong taking shots to the head.
Strong taking shots to the head.
Martin is in the full mount, landing strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A nice elbow there by Martin .
Martin controlling from the full mount.
Martin lands a big shot there that rocks Strong but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
A nice elbow there by Martin .

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice elbow there by Martin .
Martin postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Strong in real trouble here! The ref calls for Strong to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dean Martin !