PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kabouter Pinnemuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Christ comes to the cage accompanied by Everything in it's right place. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Christ
vs
Pinnemuts

160 cm
22
140 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

165 cm
21
139 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jesus Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kabouter Pinnemuts!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pinnemuts stuns Christ with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Pinnemuts keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Pinnemuts swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Christ.
Jesus Christ seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Christ is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Pinnemuts's half guard.
Christ tries to pass to full mount but Pinnemuts defends it.

Pinnemuts is defending against the submission attempts here by Christ.
Pinnemuts trying to hold on to Christ's head to control him but Christ postures up.

Christ is working for a kimura but Pinnemuts is defending it quite comfortably.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ wants to pass the guard but Pinnemuts is defending well.

Christ is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Pinnemuts sees it coming and defends easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Pinnemuts is refusing to be controlled, as Christ sits in half guard.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
A left lands for Pinnemuts.
A combination from Pinnemuts does no damage.
Pinnemuts bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Christ shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Christ tries to score a power double leg takedown but Pinnemuts sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Christ somewhat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jesus Christ. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pinnemuts scores with a jab to the body.
Pinnemuts cracks Christ with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Christ takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Pinnemuts bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Christ's head.
Christ takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Pinnemuts lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Pinnemuts cracks Christ with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Pinnemuts lands a slapping body shot.
Kabouter Pinnemuts is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pinnemuts scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Christ doesn't seem bothered though.
Pinnemuts scores with a hook to the body. Christ takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Pinnemuts moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Pinnemuts cracks a nice hook into Christ's ribs.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Christ is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pinnemuts connects with a body shot.
Pinnemuts throws a combination. Christ tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Christ takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Pinnemuts scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Christ doesn't seem bothered though.
Christ shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Pinnemuts but Pinnemuts pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Christ is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Pinnemuts.
Pinnemuts throws out a powerful jab.
Christ takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Christ takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Christ takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Christ takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Pinnemuts lands a jab to Christ's midsection.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Pinnemuts.
Pinnemuts is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Christ rather than just go for the knockout.
A cross from Pinnemuts lands.
Christ closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Pinnemuts digs a good body shot into Christ's ribs.
Pinnemuts closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Pinnemuts with a nice cross.
A left lands for Pinnemuts.
Pinnemuts scores with a crisp jab that stopped Christ in his tracks.
Pinnemuts stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Pinnemuts wants it to stay on the feet.
Pinnemuts fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Christ on the side of the head.
Pinnemuts lands a jab to the nose.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Christ takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Pinnemuts stuns Christ with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Christ has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Pinnemuts finds it's way round the side to connect with Christ's head.
Pinnemuts is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round!Christ had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Pinnemuts ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Pinnemuts stalks Christ and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Christ's face. Christ staggers backwards, shaken.
Pinnemuts fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Christ looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Pinnemuts dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Pinnemuts scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Christ doesn't seem bothered though.
Pinnemuts lands a body shot.
Pinnemuts connects with a body shot.
Pinnemuts stuns Christ with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Decent striking displayed by Pinnemuts there.
Christ takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Pinnemuts scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Pinnemuts is working the combinations to good effect here.
Pinnemuts lands a with a good body shot.
Pinnemuts lands a jab to the head.
Pinnemuts lands a body shot.
Pinnemuts lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pinnemuts digs a good hook to Christ's body.
Pinnemuts clobbers Christ with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Christ on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Pinnemuts lands a right hook to the body.
Pinnemuts fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Pinnemuts lands a glancing blow to the side of Christ's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kabouter Pinnemuts dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Pinnemuts stalks Christ and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Christ's face. Christ staggers backwards, shaken.
Christ looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Pinnemuts displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Christ.
Pinnemuts digs a good hook to Christ's body.
Pinnemuts works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Christ shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Pinnemuts defends it nicely.
Christ takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Pinnemuts goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Pinnemuts slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Pinnemuts scores with a one two! Christ had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Christ fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jesus Christ. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Christ takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Christ changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Pinnemuts tries to avoid it but Christ manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Pinnemuts to the ground. Pinnemuts escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Pinnemuts punishes Christ's body with a nice straight punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pinnemuts goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Pinnemuts throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Pinnemuts moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Christ takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Pinnemuts throws a series of strikes that have Christ backpedaling.
Pinnemuts lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Christ backs up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pinnemuts looks to land a combination. Christ sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Pinnemuts connects with a nice looking jab.
Pinnemuts keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Pinnemuts's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Pinnemuts duly obliges.

Christ is rocked!
Christ takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Oh Christ is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Pinnemuts lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Christ takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Pinnemuts thuds a left hand into Christ's body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pinnemuts lands a really nice looking cross but Christ seems unphased.
Pinnemuts lands with a right hand.
Christ misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Christ gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Pinnemuts lands with a cross.
Pinnemuts lands a slapping body shot.
Christ seems to have got his legs back now.
Pinnemuts digs a good body shot into Christ's ribs.
Pinnemuts lands a right hook to the body.
Pinnemuts lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Pinnemuts fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Pinnemuts smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Jesus Christ is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pinnemuts goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Kabouter Pinnemuts seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Pinnemuts connects with a right hand. Christ shakes it off.
Nice body punch from Pinnemuts.
Pinnemuts fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Christ looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pinnemuts lands a jab to Christ's midsection.
Pinnemuts smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Pinnemuts lands a nice looking body shot.
Pinnemuts takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Pinnemuts lands a jab to Christ's midsection.
Christ walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Pinnemuts scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Christ doesn't seem bothered though.
Pinnemuts scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Pinnemuts lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Christ backs up against the cage.
Pinnemuts looks to land a combination. Christ sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Pinnemuts connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Christ's hands.
Pinnemuts listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Pinnemuts jabs at Christ's body.
Pinnemuts throws a good cross that connects.
Pinnemuts has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A punch combination from Pinnemuts misses.
Pinnemuts ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Pinnemuts lands with an overhand left.
Pinnemuts dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Pinnemuts digs a good body shot into Christ's ribs.
Pinnemuts scores with a jab to the body.
Nice uppercut lands for Pinnemuts. That snapped Christ's head back.
Pinnemuts scores with a three punch combo!
Pinnemuts throws a combination. Christ tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pinnemuts lands with a nice combination. Christ backs away looking to recover.
Christ takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Pinnemuts ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Pinnemuts throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Pinnemuts scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Christ throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Pinnemuts's waist but Pinnemuts gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Christ off to one side.
Christ fails with a takedown attempt.
Christ shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Pinnemuts as he avoids it easily.
Christ takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Pinnemuts digs a good hook to Christ's body.
Christ takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Pinnemuts bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Christ's head backwards.
Christ takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Pinnemuts connects with a jab.
Pinnemuts slaps away a takedown attempt from Christ, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Pinnemuts scores with a one two! Christ had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Christ walks into a left hand.
Pinnemuts lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Christ shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Pinnemuts as he jumps to the side.
Pinnemuts goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good standup being displayed there by Pinnemuts as he connects with a hook.
Christ moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Pinnemuts ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Christ gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Pinnemuts lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Pinnemuts connects with a good right hand that stumbles Christ. Christ circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Christ takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Christ shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Pinnemuts defends it nicely.
Pinnemuts with a jab.
Pinnemuts changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Christ shoots in and drives through. Pinnemuts sprawls well.
Left hook, right uppercut from Pinnemuts.
Pinnemuts with a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pinnemuts tests Christ's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Pinnemuts digs a good hook to Christ's body.
Good standup being displayed there by Pinnemuts as he connects with a hook.
Pinnemuts connects with a right hand. Christ shakes it off.
Pinnemuts with a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kabouter Pinnemuts showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Christ takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Pinnemuts stalks Christ and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Christ's face. Christ staggers backwards, shaken.
Pinnemuts throws a series of strikes that have Christ backpedaling.
Pinnemuts throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pinnemuts throws a good cross that connects.

Christ feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pinnemuts tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Christ looking to pass the guard.
Christ trying to control but Pinnemuts is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ pushes down on Pinnemuts's leg and manages to get into half guard.

Christ seems to be working for a kimura but Pinnemuts defends the submission attempt.
Christ passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Pinnemuts!
Jesus Christ has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Pinnemuts is squirming around, avoiding Christ's attempts to control the action.
Pinnemuts can't escape the position.
Christ pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
Christ looking to control but Pinnemuts is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christ is looking to work his way around to Pinnemuts's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Pinnemuts sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Christ wants to control but Pinnemuts is keeping him busy.
Pinnemuts wants to get back to full guard.
Christ is trying to control. Pinnemuts wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Christ wants to pass to mount but Pinnemuts is defending the position.
Christ is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Pinnemuts reverses the position - he's now on top in Christ's guard.
Christ working a defensive guard here.
Kabouter Pinnemuts is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Pinnemuts pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Christ is keeping the position for now.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kabouter Pinnemuts comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Pinnemuts winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 25:30
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 25:30
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 25:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kabouter Pinnemuts!