PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Majin Boo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randall Tubzinki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boo comes to the cage accompanied by I Fucking Hate You by Godsmack. Tubzinki is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Tube Snake Boogie. Majin Boo could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Randall Tubzinki's chin.

Boo
vs
Tubzinki

190 cm
23
268 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

220 cm
23
265 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good takedowns
Brawler
Tends to cut

Das Labor

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Majin Boo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Randall Tubzinki!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Viktor Lagutenko and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tubzinki uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Boo.

Tubzinki closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Boo moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

Tubzinki drops back looking for a leg! Boo is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Boo manages to kick Tubzinki off! Tubzinki jumps back into Boo's guard.
Boo on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Boo tries to get out of the position.

Boo has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Tubzinki can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Tubzinki passes Boo's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Boo tries to get to full guard but Tubzinki has control of the leg.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tubzinki throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Tubzinki throwing shots but Boo is blocking nicely.
Boo wants to improve his position but Tubzinki is controlling well.
Tubzinki not doing much here.
Tubzinki has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Boo is staying active underneath Tubzinki, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Tubzinki is thwarting Boo's attempts to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tubzinki wants to take a breather but Boo is having none of it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Tubzinki just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Tubzinki looks for a takedown but Boo sprawls well.
Tubzinki misses with a takedown attempt - Boo sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Tubzinki throws a big shot that misses.
Boo checks a low kick from Tubzinki.
Tubzinki shoots in and drives through. Boo sprawls well.
Majin Boo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Randall Tubzinki.
A punch combination from Boo misses.
Tubzinki is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Boo throws a hook to the side of Tubzinki's head but Tubzinki sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tubzinki throws a chopping leg kick but Boo manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A jab from Tubzinki misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tubzinki throws a wild body kick that Boo sees coming a mile off.
Tubzinki swings for the body but Boo moves out of range.
Tubzinki shoots in for a takedown but Boo shows good takedown defense.
Tubzinki takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Randall Tubzinki has been cut.
Boo throws out a loose jab but Tubzinki uses good head movement to avoid it.

Boo feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Tubzinki sprawling to the canvas! Tubzinki rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Boo finish him?!

Tubzinki is rocked!
Boo dances in with a quick combination. Tubzinki is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Boo snaps Tubzinki's head back. Tubzinki stumbles backwards against the cage. Boo steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Tubzinki's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Tubzinki just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Majin Boo!