PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fucking Elbow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Toby Tamptino (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fucking Elbow is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Elbow
vs
Tamptino

189 cm
23
230 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

195 cm
19
275 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Fucking Elbow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Toby Tamptino!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Edson Gomes and Luis Engracia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tamptino misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Elbow.
Elbow misses with a wild body shot.
Elbow misses with a body shot
and Tamptino counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Elbow tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Tamptino paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Elbow moves in looking to clinch but Tamptino pushes him off.
Elbow avoids the body shot from Tamptino.
Elbow throws a sloppy head kick and Tamptino moves out of range easily.
Tamptino misses with a few strikes there.
Tamptino tries to bum rush Elbow with a series of wild strikes but Elbow uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Elbow wants to clinch but Tamptino slips to the side
and Tamptino counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Elbow is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tamptino lands with a nice body punch.
Tamptino throws a body punch but Elbow moves out of range.
Tamptino throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tamptino works Elbow's body with a nice hook.
Tamptino ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Elbow moves away.
Tamptino keeps the fight on the outside.
Tamptino thows a body shot but no joy.
Tamptino throws a right and a left that Elbow avoids nicely.
Tamptino connects with a nice looking jab.

It looks like Fucking Elbow has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Elbow doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Tamptino stuns Elbow with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Tamptino looks to land a combination but Elbow avoids it well.
Fucking Elbow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tamptino avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Elbow takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Tamptino does no damage.
Tamptino fails to land with a series of punches.
Tamptino lands a jab to Elbow's midsection.
Tamptino throws a body punch but Elbow moves out of range.
Tamptino grits his teeth and throws a big right-left combo! Elbow takes both shots clean on the chin and is out cold! Tamptino cracks him once more on his way down, as the crowd goes wild! They enjoyed that one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Toby Tamptino!