PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hans Dorrestijn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slap Nut (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dorrestijn
vs
Nut

225 cm
24
265 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

199 cm
20
270 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent elbows
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hans Dorrestijn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Slap Nut!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice sprawl there from Dorrestijn as Nut shoots in.
Nut shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dorrestijn as he jumps to the side.
Nut tries for a takedown but Dorrestijn sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Hans Dorrestijn has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Slap Nut.
Nice takedown defense from Dorrestijn. No joy for Nut on that attempt.
Dorrestijn wants to clinch.
Nut lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Dorrestijn backs up against the cage.
Nut avoids a kick to the body.
Nut wants to clinch but Dorrestijn slips to the side
and Dorrestijn counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Nut looks gassed!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dorrestijn tries to clinch there but Nut circles away.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
A hook to the body from Dorrestijn.
Dorrestijn connects with a nasty looking knee right to Nut's face.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nut takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Slap Nut has been cut.
Dorrestijn with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn connects with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn landing knees to the head.
Dorrestijn lands an elbow just above Nut 's eye.
A bit of stalling here from Dorrestijn.
Dorrestijn unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Dorrestijn obliges.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nut takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dorrestijn lands a good knee to the midsection. Nut won't want to take too many of those.
Dorrestijn lands a damaging elbow.
Dorrestijn is stalling here.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the body.
Nut is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Dorrestijn using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dorrestijn controlling the action here for a moment.
Dorrestijn connects with a nasty looking knee right to Nut's face.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nut takes a knee right on the jaw!
Knees in the clinch landing for Dorrestijn.
Dorrestijn unloads a knee to the mid-section. Nut lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Dorrestijn.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Dorrestijn with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Dorrestijn obliges.
Dorrestijn lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dorrestijn really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nut takes a knee right on the jaw!
Dorrestijn landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dorrestijn pressing his opponent against the cage.
Dorrestijn lands a damaging elbow.
Dorrestijn connects with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Nut's efforts to push away.
Nut tries to pull guard but Dorrestijn won't allow it.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the body.
Dorrestijn connects with a nasty looking knee right to Nut's face.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dorrestijn utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Nut tries to stall but Dorrestijn uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Dorrestijn connects with a nasty looking knee right to Nut's face.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Dorrestijn lands a damaging elbow.
Nut is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Dorrestijn landing knees to the head.
Nut fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Dorrestijn putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Nut in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Dorrestijn has Nut pushed against the cage.
Dorrestijn seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Nut trying to stall but Dorrestijn improves his position.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Dorrestijn obliges.
Dorrestijn gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
A right hand to the body from Dorrestijn.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Dorrestijn with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn scores a nice knee to the body.
Dorrestijn lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dorrestijn landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dorrestijn with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn just leaning against Nut, taking a breather.
Nut wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Nut takes a knee to the side of the body.
Dorrestijn crunches a lovely knee into Nut's ribcage.
Dorrestijn using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Nut has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dorrestijn with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Nut wants a takedown.
Dorrestijn will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Nut up against the cage.
Nut jumps guard but Dorrestijn stands there with Nut around his waist. Nut gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A bit of stalling here from Dorrestijn.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hans Dorrestijn dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Slap Nut's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Nut shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dorrestijn as he jumps to the side.
Nut circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nut missing with a left hand there. Dorrestijn was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dorrestijn looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nut closes the distance looking to clinch

and Dorrestijn counters by clinching up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dorrestijn leaning his opponent against the cage.
Dorrestijn scores with a knee to the head.
Nut is breathing heavily.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Dorrestijn landing knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dorrestijn connects with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn landing knees to the body.
Dorrestijn with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn connects with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Nut can do to turn this around?
Dorrestijn scores with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn leaning his opponent against the cage.
Dorrestijn with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Hans Dorrestijn has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Dorrestijn landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dorrestijn pushes Nut back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Dorrestijn with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Nut stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Nut jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Dorrestijn walks away with a smile on his face. Nut gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Dorrestijn has taken the fight to the clinch.
Dorrestijn landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dorrestijn connects with a knee to the head.
Nut has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Dorrestijn avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Hans Dorrestijn has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Slap Nut.
Dorrestijn misses with a knee strike.
Dorrestijn connects with a knee to the head.
Nut looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Nut with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A bit of stalling here from Dorrestijn.
Dorrestijn putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Nut in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Dorrestijn scores with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn landing knees to the body.
Dorrestijn slows down the pace here.
Nut is trying to break free.
Dorrestijn taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Dorrestijn landing knees to the head.
Dorrestijn has Nut pressed against the cage, preventing Nut from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Nut wants to break free but Dorrestijn has control.
Nut goes for a takedown in the clinch but Dorrestijn prevents it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dorrestijn scores with a knee to the head.
Nut taking a breather.
Dorrestijn unloads a knee to the mid-section. Nut lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dorrestijn stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Dorrestijn putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Nut in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Dorrestijn taking a breather.
Dorrestijn scores with a shoulder strike.
Dorrestijn dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Dorrestijn connects with a nasty looking knee right to Nut's face.
Nut is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dorrestijn is keeping busy.
Dorrestijn with a knee to the head.
Nut is working for takedown but Dorrestijn is calmly controlling the position for now.
Dorrestijn lands an elbow inside.
Dorrestijn connects with a nasty looking knee right to Nut's face.
Dorrestijn landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Nut wants a takedown.
Dorrestijn connects with a nasty looking knee right to Nut's face.
Dorrestijn is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Nut tries to pull guard but Dorrestijn holds him up against the cage and eventually Nut drops back down to his feet.
Dorrestijn gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Come on Dorrestijn - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Nut takes a knee right on the jaw!
Nut tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Dorrestijn just stands there and leans against the cage.
Nut takes an elbow to the forehead.
Nut looking to slow down the pace here.
Dorrestijn avoiding damage as Nut throws knees to the body.
Dorrestijn content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Nut is trying to force a seperation but Dorrestijn has the dominant position.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Dorrestijn obliges.
Dorrestijn taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hans Dorrestijn dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Slap Nut's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Dorrestijn goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Nut misses with a kick to the body

and Dorrestijn counters by clinching up.
Nut tries for a takedown but Dorrestijn manages to get underhooks.
Nut is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dorrestijn is defending well for now.
Dorrestijn is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head.
A knee to the head by Dorrestijn.
Dorrestijn landing knees to the head.
Nut working hard to break the clinch.
Dorrestijn with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn misses with a knee strike.
Dorrestijn leaning against his opponent.
Nut wants to break free but Dorrestijn has control.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Nut letting Dorrestijn take a breather here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dorrestijn gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Nut.
Nut jumps guard but Dorrestijn stands there with Nut around his waist. Nut gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Hans Dorrestijn has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Slap Nut.
Dorrestijn lands a good knee to the midsection. Nut won't want to take too many of those.
Nut is looking to control Dorrestijn's arms but Dorrestijn gets an underhook and turns him. Now Nut has his back to the cage.
Dorrestijn with a knee to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Dorrestijn obliges.
Dorrestijn scores with a knee to the head.
Nut wants to get back to striking at distance but Dorrestijn won't allow it.
Nut goes for a takedown attempt but Dorrestijn pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

Dorrestijn rushes Nut and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee calls for Dorrestijn to work.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Nut in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Dorrestijn stalling in the clinch.
Dorrestijn lands a nice knee to the body.
Dorrestijn with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Dorrestijn lands a right hand that snaps the head of Nut backwards.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Nut wants a takedown.
Dorrestijn dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Nut looking to throw knees to the head but Dorrestijn is blocking nicely.
Dorrestijn controlling the action here for a moment.
A short body shot lands from Dorrestijn as the two fighters clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dorrestijn dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Dorrestijn gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Dorrestijn is working Nut over against the cage.
Dorrestijn creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Nut's defenses.
Dorrestijn lands an elbow that stopped Nut in his tracks for a moment.
Dorrestijn connects with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn misses with a knee strike.
Nut tries for a takedown but Dorrestijn manages to get underhooks.
Dorrestijn has Nut pushed against the cage.
Nut takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dorrestijn misses with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn misses with a knee to the head.
Nut tries for a takedown but Dorrestijn manages to get underhooks.
Nut has Dorrestijn pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Dorrestijn manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Hans Dorrestijn is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Nut tries for a takedown but Dorrestijn manages to get underhooks.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Nut drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Nut takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dorrestijn just leaning against Nut, taking a breather.
Nut is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Dorrestijn pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Dorrestijn unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Dorrestijn taking a breather.
Dorrestijn scores with a knee to the head.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dorrestijn connects with a nasty looking knee right to Nut's face.
Dorrestijn gets underhooks to prevent Nut's takedown attempt.
Dorrestijn landing knees to the body.
Slap Nut has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Nut wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dorrestijn has him pressed against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hans Dorrestijn showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dorrestijn has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hans Dorrestijn!