PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between MotherFucker Pitbull (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Christopher Turner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Christopher Turner will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Pitbull
vs
Turner

160 cm
20
165 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

203 cm
18
179 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, MotherFucker Pitbull!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Christopher Turner!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Atkins and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Turner closes the distance and clinches.

Pitbull's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Turner throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Turner is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Turner fails to land with a series of punches.
Pitbull is looking to clinch but Turner is avoiding it.
Pitbull will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

Pitbull clinches up against the cage.
Turner wants to break the clinch but can't.

Pitbull breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Turner stuffs the takedown.
Turner avoids the head kick by Pitbull.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pitbull misses with a double jab.
Turner misses with a combination

and Pitbull counters by clinching up.

Pitbull breaks the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No luck for Pitbull with that takedown attempt.
Pitbull keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Turner.
Christopher Turner is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pitbull fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for MotherFucker Pitbull. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Turner checks a low kick from Pitbull.
Turner throws a nice looking combination but Pitbull bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Turner fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Turner defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Pitbull.
Pitbull dives in and grabs Turner's left leg, looking for a takedown. Turner pushes down on Pitbull's head and hops out.
Turner swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Pitbull counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Pitbull moves into the clinch successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turner wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Pitbull has him pressed against the cage.
Turner is trying to force a seperation but Pitbull has the dominant position.
Turner keeps control of Pitbull as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Pitbull's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Turner throws a body punch but Pitbull moves out of range.
Pitbull shoots in and drives through. Turner sprawls well.
Pitbull showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Turner.
Pitbull tries to close the distance and clinch up but Turner swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Turner tries to clinch but Pitbull moves away

and Pitbull counters by clinching up.

Pitbull manages to break the clinch.
Turner throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pitbull sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pitbull scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Pitbull throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Turner counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pitbull falls off balance throwing a combination
and Turner counters with a left and a right that stings Pitbull.
Pitbull circles away from the clinch attempt
and Pitbull counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Pitbull tries to clinch there but Turner circles away.
Pitbull pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Pitbull ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Turner moves away.
Pitbull lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Pitbull shoots for a double leg takedown but Turner sprawls well. He's pushed Pitbull's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Turner misses with a combination

and Pitbull counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turner is trying to break the clinch but Pitbull is controlling him.

Pitbull breaks from the clinch.
MotherFucker Pitbull seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turner misses with a combination
and Pitbull counters with a left and a right that stings Turner.
Turner throws a series of punches but Pitbull moves out of range.
Pitbull tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Pitbull throws a combination that misses
and Turner counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Turner wants to clinch but Pitbull slips to the side
and Pitbull counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Pitbull lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

Pitbull drives through and clinches with Turner against the cage.
Pitbull keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Turner's efforts to push away.

Pitbull pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

MotherFucker Pitbull dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Turner falls off balance throwing a combination

and Pitbull counters by clinching up.
Pitbull pressing his opponent against the cage.

Pitbull manages to break the clinch.
Pitbull misses with a combination
and Turner counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Turner misses with a looping right.
Pitbull misses with a two punch combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pitbull tries to clinch up.
Pitbull lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Turner circles away quickly and effectively.
Turner throws a series of punches but Pitbull avoids them all with ease.
Turner throws a left and a right that both miss
and Pitbull counters with a two punch combo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A left lands for Turner.
Turner avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pitbull slips a jab and a cross from Turner.
Turner fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Turner is breathing heavily.
Pitbull scores with a three punch combo!

Pitbull closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

Pitbull manages to break the clinch.

Pitbull shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Turner's guard.

Pitbull decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Turner, up you get!
Pitbull scores with a jab. Turner acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A left and a right from Pitbull both land. Nice combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turner tries to clinch up

and Pitbull counters with a single leg into guard. Turner didn't expect that.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turner has a closed guard, preventing Pitbull from standing up.

Pitbull stands up and waves to Turner to follow him.
Turner falls off balance throwing a combination
and Pitbull makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turner swats away the attempt to clinch by Pitbull.
Pitbull swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Turner counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Turner leaves Pitbull with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
MotherFucker Pitbull is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pitbull misses with a takedown attempt - Turner sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Some wild striking there from Pitbull.
Pitbull tries to clinch but Turner moves out of range.
Pitbull looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Pitbull misses with a body kick.
Pitbull misses with a series of wild punches.
Pitbull misses with a double jab
and Turner counters with a two punch combo.
Pitbull goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Turner tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Pitbull holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Turner tries to break the clinch but Pitbull is controlling the position.

Pitbull's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Pitbull swinging wilding here.
Pitbull misses with a combination
and Turner counters with a left and a right that stings Pitbull.
Pitbull shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Turner as he jumps to the side.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

MotherFucker Pitbull dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Turner throws a combination that misses

and Pitbull moves into the clinch.
Pitbull has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Turner is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Pitbull scores a nice knee to the body.
Pitbull goes for a takedown attempt but Turner pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

Pitbull takes the fight into the clinch.

Pitbull breaks from the clinch.
Pitbull throws the kick towards the body but Turner avoids it.
Turner has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Pitbull swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Turner counters with a nice uppercut.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pitbull shoots in for a takedown but Turner shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for MotherFucker Pitbull. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Turner tries to bum rush Pitbull with a series of wild strikes but Pitbull uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pitbull misses with a two punch combination.
Turner falls off balance throwing a combination
and Pitbull counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pitbull is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Pitbull tries to clinch there but Turner circles away.
A head kick misses from Pitbull.
Pitbull throws a series of punches but Turner avoids them all with ease.
Turner throws a left and a right that both miss
and Pitbull counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Pitbull wants to clinch up but Turner keeps it at a distance.
A combination from Turner does no damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pitbull stalks Turner and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Turner's face. Turner staggers backwards, shaken.
Pitbull scores with a jab to the jaw.
A jab from Pitbull finds it's way through Turner's defenses.
Pitbull misses with a low kick as Turner jumps back.
Pitbull throws a sloppy head kick and Turner moves out of range easily.
Nice sprawl there from Turner as Pitbull shoots in.
Pitbull tried to score with a low kick but Turner checks it.

Pitbull clinches with his opponent.

Pitbull's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Pitbull has closed the distance and engaged Turner in a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turner tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Pitbull smiles and moves away.
Pitbull throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pitbull throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Turner counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Pitbull moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Pitbull connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Pitbull cracks Turner with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Turner throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Pitbull counters with a straight right hand.
Pitbull throws a head kick but Turner moves out of range.
Pitbull throws a half hearted mid kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Pitbull moves into the clinch.

Pitbull breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Turner takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Pitbull fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Pitbull fails with a takedown attempt.

Pitbull gets a clinch.
Turner swings wildly with an uppercut but Pitbull uses good head movement to avoid it.
Turner being controlled against the cage.
Christopher Turner has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
MotherFucker Pitbull is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Turner has a couple of punches blocked by Pitbull.

And that's the end of the fight!
MotherFucker Pitbull showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Pitbull has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... MotherFucker Pitbull!