PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bag Ass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Muhammad Ali (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Ass
vs
Ali

200 cm
20
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
22
236 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good in bed

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Bag Ass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Muhammad Ali!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Taro Takaoka and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ass takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Ass looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Ali takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Ass showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ali.
Ass dodges the punch combination from Ali.
Ali rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ass moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ali misses with a double jab.
Ali rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ass moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ali punishes Ass's body with a nice straight punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ass seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Ali shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Ass is backing up but Ali catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Ass covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Ali Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Muhammad Ali!