PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between David Bruce (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baby Carrot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Bruce
vs
Carrot

188 cm
19
162 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

175 cm
22
160 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Caveman's Meals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, David Bruce!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Baby Carrot!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Ian Loll and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bruce slips a jab and a cross from Carrot.
Bruce closes this distance looking for a takedown but Carrot circles away.
Bruce wants to clinch.
Bruce avoids the head kick by Carrot.
Carrot swinging wilding here.
Bruce really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bruce avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bruce has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Carrot cracks Bruce with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Carrot avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bruce wants to clinch.

Bruce has taken the fight to the clinch.
A knee to the head by Bruce.
Bruce tries to pull guard but Carrot won't allow it.
Carrot avoids the elbow strike from Bruce, against the cage.
Carrot tries to break the clinch but Bruce is controlling the position.
Bruce looking to throw knees to the head but Carrot is blocking nicely.

Carrot breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Carrot looks to land a combination but Bruce avoids it well.
Carrot motions for Bruce to come forward. Carrot throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Carrot lands with a slapping head kick.
Decent striking displayed by Carrot there.
Bruce wants to clinch up but Carrot keeps it at a distance.
Carrot lands a head kick!
Bruce tries to clinch but Carrot is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carrot works Bruce's body with a nice hook.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Carrot is looking to land body kicks.
Carrot avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Carrot connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bruce momentarily.
Carrot digs a good hook to Bruce's body.
Baby Carrot is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Carrot scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Carrot's corner calls for a 1-2. Carrot obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Carrot scores with a nice right hand.
Bruce tries to clinch up but Carrot circles away and keeps his distance.
Bruce wants to clinch up but Carrot keeps it at a distance.
Carrot ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Carrot lands with a nice combination. Bruce backs away looking to recover.
Carrot lands with a nice combination. Bruce backs away looking to recover.
A punch lands to the side of Bruce 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Carrot lands with a nice combination. Bruce backs away looking to recover.
Bruce has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Bruce takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Carrot will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bruce wants to clinch up but Carrot keeps it at a distance.
Left hook, right uppercut from Carrot.
Carrot tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bruce is looking to clinch.
Bruce tries to clinch up but Carrot circles away and keeps his distance.
Nice cross by Carrot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carrot is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bruce misses with a takedown attempt - Carrot sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for David Bruce. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Carrot bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Carrot has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Carrot keeps the fight on the outside.
Carrot slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Carrot throws a head kick that misses.
Bruce fails with an attempt to clinch.
A left and a right from Carrot both land. Nice combination.
Carrot lands with an overhand left.
Carrot tests Bruce's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Carrot swinging wilding here.
Carrot lands a right hook to the body.
Carrot lands a jab-cross combination.
Carrot avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bruce tries to clinch but Carrot moves out of range.
Carrot circles away from the clinch attempt.
Carrot circles away from the clinch attempt.
Carrot throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bruce on the side of the head.
Bruce is looking to clinch.
Carrot throws a low kick but it's checked well by Bruce.

Bruce has Carrot up against the cage in a clinch.
Bruce lands a left hand that snaps the head of Carrot backwards.
Carrot wants to break free but Bruce has control.
Carrot wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bruce throws an elbow that misses.
Carrot pushes Bruce back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bruce scores with a knee to the head.
Carrot scores with a hook to the body.
Bruce throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Carrot blocks it with crossed arms.
Carrot tries to break the clinch but Bruce is controlling the position.
Bruce tries a knee to the head but Carrot blocks it.
Bruce is breathing heavily.
Carrot lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bruce has Carrot pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Carrot manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Carrot lands with a short shot to the head.
Bruce keeps control of Carrot as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bruce misses with a knee strike.
Bruce misses with the head strike.

Carrot escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Carrot fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bruce on the side of the head.
Bruce takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Bruce tries to clinch but Carrot is having none of it.
Bruce tries to clinch up.
A punch combination from Carrot misses.
Carrot lands a two punch combo.
Carrot throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Bruce's head.
Nice straight punches there by Carrot. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Carrot.
Bruce is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Carrot.
Nice uppercut lands for Carrot. That snapped Bruce's head back.
Carrot scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bruce in his tracks.
Good exchange - Carrot coming out on top.
Carrot throws a low kick, looking for Bruce's leg but Bruce calmly moves out of range.
Carrot is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round!Bruce had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.

Bruce clinches up against the cage.
Carrot leaning his opponent against the cage.
Carrot is trying to break free.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bruce tries to land a knee to the head but Carrot blocks with his arms.
Carrot has had enough of the clinch but Bruce keeps him there for the moment.

Carrot breaks from the clinch.
Bruce tries to clinch there but Carrot circles away.
Donk. Carrot catches Bruce right on the button with a cross.
Carrot is working the combinations to good effect here.
Bruce tries to clinch up.
Bruce is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bruce doesn't manage to clinch there - Carrot circles away.
Carrot lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Bruce backs up against the cage.
Bruce tries to clinch up but Carrot circles away and keeps his distance.
The fighters circle momentarily. Carrot darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Carrot connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bruce has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Bruce wants to clinch up but Carrot keeps it at a distance.
Bruce avoids the head kick by Carrot.
A left lands for Carrot.
Carrot circles away from the clinch attempt.
Carrot lands a two punch combo.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Carrot throws a nice looking combination but Bruce bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A left lands for Carrot.
Carrot misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bruce moves in looking to clinch but Carrot pushes him off.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Carrot!
The fight stays on the outside here - Bruce looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Carrot moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Baby Carrot dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

A combination from Carrot does no damage.
Carrot connects with a single shot there.
Bruce looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Bruce is looking to clinch.
Carrot fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bruce tries to clinch there but Carrot circles away.
Bruce takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Carrot getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bruce tries to clinch there but Carrot circles away.
Bruce tries to clinch up but Carrot circles away and keeps his distance.
Bruce is looking to clinch.
Bruce tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Carrot stuns Bruce with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Bruce tries to clinch up.
Bruce wants to clinch.
Bruce wants to clinch up but Carrot keeps it at a distance.
David Bruce is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bruce wants to clinch up but Carrot keeps it at a distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carrot tries to bum rush Bruce with a series of wild strikes but Bruce uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bruce shoots in but Carrot avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Carrot fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Carrot lands a body shot.
Carrot smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Carrot swats away the attempt to clinch by Bruce.
Bruce takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Carrot's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Carrot duly obliges.
Carrot lands a jab-cross combination.
Carrot circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bruce wants to clinch.
Carrot cracks Bruce with a right hand to the side of the head.
Carrot keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Carrot connects with a nice looking jab.
Nice takedown defense from Carrot. No joy for Bruce on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for David Bruce. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Carrot scores with a nice strike.
Carrot scores with a body shot.
Carrot scores with a three punch combo!
Carrot scores with the left hand. Bruce knows he should have avoided that one.
Carrot with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bruce wants to clinch.
Carrot scores with a decent looking hook.
Bruce drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A nice combination there by Carrot.
Carrot digs a good body shot into Bruce's ribs.
Bruce is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Carrot lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Carrot connects with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Carrot, as that shot connected.
Carrot throws a right hand that Bruce ducks under and follows up with a left that Bruce also avoids with ease.
Carrot avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Carrot lands a nice shot to the body.
Bruce walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bruce fails in his attempt to clinch.
Carrot scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Carrot cracks Bruce with a right hand to the side of the head.
Carrot tests Bruce's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Carrot lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Carrot.
Carrot works Bruce's body with a nice hook.
Carrot moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Carrot pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carrot throws a right hand that Bruce ducks under and follows up with a left that Bruce also avoids with ease.
Bruce tries to clinch up but Carrot circles away and keeps his distance.
Carrot avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Carrot thuds a left hand into Bruce's body.
Carrot will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carrot swinging wilding here.
Bruce needs to keep his hands up - Carrot had a free shot at his head there.
Carrot will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bruce tries to clinch up but Carrot circles away and keeps his distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bruce fails with an attempt to clinch.
Carrot swats away the attempt to clinch by Bruce.
Carrot lands with a shot to the body.
Carrot lands a head shot.
Carrot connects with a body shot.
Bruce moves forwards but Carrot connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Carrot scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
A punch combination from Carrot misses.
Bruce dodges the punch combination from Carrot.
Carrot fails to land with a series of punches.
Carrot keeps the fight on the outside.
Bruce needs to keep his hands up - Carrot had a free shot at his head there.
Bruce moves in looking to clinch but Carrot pushes him off.
Bruce avoids the head kick by Carrot.
Bruce tries to clinch there but Carrot circles away.
Carrot goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Bruce fails with an attempt to clinch.
Baby Carrot seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Carrot swats away the attempt to clinch by Bruce.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Carrot!
Carrot scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bruce in his tracks.
Carrot avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bruce dodges the punch combination from Carrot.
Bruce fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bruce shoots in for a takedown but Carrot shows good takedown defense.
Carrot connects with a body shot.
Carrot scores with a nice right hand.
Carrot lands a jab-cross combination.
Carrot lands a jab-cross combination.
Bruce walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bruce is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Carrot moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Carrot throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carrot scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Carrot's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Carrot duly obliges.
A shot to de liver by Carrot. Beautiful body shot.
Donk. Carrot catches Bruce right on the button with a cross.
Carrot keeps the fight on the outside.
Carrot ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bruce takes one to the side of the head.
Bruce tries to clinch but Carrot moves out of range.
Carrot lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
A right-left combo lands from Carrot.
Bruce fails with a takedown attempt.
Nice straight punches there by Carrot. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Carrot.

Bruce is rocked!
Bruce needs to keep his hands up - Carrot had a free shot at his head there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Baby Carrot showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

The fighters circle momentarily. Carrot darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Oh Bruce is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bruce tries to clinch but Carrot moves out of range.
A jab from Carrot finds it's way through Bruce's defenses.
Bruce wants to clinch.
Carrot looks to land a combination. Bruce sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Carrot throws a good cross that connects.
Carrot scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Bruce takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Carrot cracks Bruce with a right hand to the side of the head.
Carrot Rushes Bruce and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Bruce is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Carrot Piles on the pressure and Bruce crumples to the floor! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Baby Carrot!