PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between mr silver (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vagina McGinastein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). silver comes into the arena with yes blaring out of the sound system. Vagina McGinastein has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

silver
vs
McGinastein

155 cm
21
135 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

167 cm
19
144 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Good elbows
Intelligent

Win Nutritional - proof of quality
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, mr silver!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Vagina McGinastein!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Daniel Bishop and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGinastein is looking to clinch but silver is avoiding it.
silver takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

It looks like mr silver has been cut.

silver shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in McGinastein's guard.
silver might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
silver tries to free his leg and advance position but McGinastein is retaining full guard.
silver not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
McGinastein keeping moving, preventing silver from controlling successfully.
silver pushing down on McGinastein's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
silver wants to take a breather but McGinastein is having none of it.

silver seems to be working for a kimura but McGinastein defends the submission attempt.
silver winds up and cracks McGinastein with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

silver seems to be looking for submissions.

That's one minute gone in the round.
silver content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.

McGinastein is defending against the submission attempts here by silver.
silver wants to take a breather but McGinastein is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
McGinastein tries to get to full guard but silver has control of the leg.
McGinastein really doesn't want to stay on the ground with silver. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
silver keeps the fight on the outside.
McGinastein wants to clinch.

McGinastein rushes silver and presses him up against the ropes.
McGinastein tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
silver fails to pull the fight into his guard.
McGinastein using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
silver fails to pull guard.
McGinastein is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
silver tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for mr silver. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. McGinastein obliges.
silver wants a takedown.
silver tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGinastein lands an elbow just above silver 's eye.
silver is looking for a takedown up against the ropes. McGinastein gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
silver is breathing heavily.
McGinastein misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from silver.
silver avoiding damage as McGinastein throws knees to the body.
McGinastein unloads a knee to the mid-section. silver lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
McGinastein lands a knee to the body.
McGinastein keeps the fight in the clinch, despite silver's efforts to push away.
McGinastein unloads a knee to the mid-section. silver lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
McGinastein lands a damaging elbow.
McGinastein scores a nice knee to the body.
McGinastein lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
McGinastein lands a good knee to the midsection. silver won't want to take too many of those.
McGinastein is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
silver takes an elbow to the temple.
McGinastein lands a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from McGinastein.
McGinastein comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
McGinastein putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has silver in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
McGinastein connects with a knee to the head.
A knee to the head by McGinastein.
McGinastein using the Thai plumb to throw knees but silver has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
McGinastein is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. silver is defending well for now.
silver has had enough of the clinch but McGinastein keeps him there for the moment.
silver can't get the takedown.
McGinastein lands a damaging elbow.
McGinastein putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has silver in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
silver can't get the takedown.
McGinastein missing with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
silver wants a takedown but no success here.
silver on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
McGinastein throws an elbow that misses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by McGinastein.
McGinastein prevents a takedown attempt there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
silver is trying to work for a single leg takedown but McGinastein pulls him back up using the underhooks.
McGinastein landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
McGinastein lands a damaging elbow.
silver wants a takedown.
McGinastein with a knee to the head.
silver drops to a knee looking for a takedown but McGinastein gets the underhooks and prevents it.
McGinastein with a knee to the head.
silver drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
McGinastein landing knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. McGinastein obliges.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McGinastein with a knee to the head.

silver wants the takedown. McGinastein is fighting it off but silver persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in McGinastein's guard against the ropes.
silver wants to pass the guard but McGinastein is keeping the position.
silver stands and throws McGinastein's legs to the side, diving into side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vagina McGinastein dominated that round.
The cut man is working on mr silver's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

McGinastein doesn't manage to clinch there - silver circles away.
silver closes the distance and clinches up with McGinastein, looking for a takedown. silver pushes McGinastein against the ropes but McGinastein circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
McGinastein fails in his attempt to clinch.
silver throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
silver shoots for a takedown but McGinastein saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
McGinastein fails with an attempt to clinch.
silver tries to clinch up but McGinastein circles away and keeps his distance.
McGinastein moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
mr silver is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
McGinastein misses with a wild body shot.
McGinastein throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
silver looks for a takedown but McGinastein sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for mr silver. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
McGinastein tries to clinch up.
McGinastein dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
silver shoots in for a takedown but McGinastein shows good takedown defense.
McGinastein is looking to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McGinastein forces silver back against the ropes and clinches.
McGinastein lands a knee to the body.
McGinastein lands a nice knee to the body.
A knee to the head by McGinastein.
McGinastein using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
McGinastein lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
McGinastein lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
McGinastein comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
McGinastein scores a nice knee to the body.
McGinastein connects with a nasty looking knee right to silver's face.
silver looking for a takedown.
McGinastein lands a good knee to the midsection. silver won't want to take too many of those.
McGinastein lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
silver has McGinastein pressed up against the ropes and is working for takedown. McGinastein manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
silver has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. McGinastein is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
McGinastein landing knees to the head.
McGinastein connects with a nasty looking knee right to silver's face.
silver tries for a takedown but McGinastein manages to get underhooks.
McGinastein lands an elbow that stopped silver in his tracks for a moment.
McGinastein tries to land knees in the clinch but silver avoids the damage to the body.
silver can't get the takedown.
Vagina McGinastein seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
McGinastein connects with a knee to the head.
McGinastein lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
silver goes for a takedown in the clinch but McGinastein prevents it.
silver tries to score a body lock takedown but McGinastein shows good agility there to stay on his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McGinastein lands an elbow inside.
silver tries for a takedown but McGinastein manages to get underhooks.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. McGinastein obliges.
silver takes a knee to the side of the body.
McGinastein tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
silver wants a takedown but no success here.
McGinastein lands a nice knee to the body.
silver looking for a takedown.
McGinastein lands a damaging elbow.

silver breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

McGinastein has taken the fight to the clinch.
McGinastein tries to land knees in the clinch but silver avoids the damage to the body.
silver drops to a knee looking for a takedown but McGinastein gets the underhooks and prevents it.
silver blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
McGinastein lands a knee to the body.
silver working hard to break the clinch.
McGinastein misses with a knee to the head.
silver avoiding damage as McGinastein throws knees to the body.
silver drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
silver jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as McGinastein walks away with a smile on his face. silver gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
silver throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McGinastein sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McGinastein pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
silver misses with a double jab.

McGinastein moves into range and clinches up with silver.
McGinastein scores a nice knee to the body.
McGinastein lands an elbow that stopped silver in his tracks for a moment.
silver takes a knee to the side of the body.
silver goes for a takedown in the clinch but McGinastein prevents it.
McGinastein landing knees to the head.
silver drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
McGinastein landing knees to the body.
McGinastein landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
silver jumps guard but McGinastein stands there with silver around his waist. silver gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
McGinastein tries a knee to the head but silver blocks it.
silver avoids the elbow strike from McGinastein, against the ropes.
McGinastein misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from silver.
silver wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McGinastein has him pressed against the ropes.
silver tries for a takedown but McGinastein manages to get underhooks.
McGinastein prevents silver from breaking the clinch.
McGinastein using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

silver manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
silver working a defensive guard here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
silver wants to sweep but no luck.

silver is looking for a triangle but McGinastein pushes his legs off easily.
McGinastein wants to stand but silver has a closed guard, so he can't escape.

silver looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
McGinastein with a flurry of punches that miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vagina McGinastein showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on mr silver's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

McGinastein works over silver's head and body with a nice combination.
silver throws a right and a left that both miss.
McGinastein tries to close the distance and clinch up but silver swats him away and circles back towards the center.
silver lunges at McGinastein with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by McGinastein's hand.
McGinastein displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from silver.
silver blocks a head kick by McGinastein.
McGinastein throws a quick head kick that skims the top of silver's head.
silver takes a body punch but keeps moving.
silver tries to score a power double leg takedown but McGinastein sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten silver somewhat.
Nice sprawl there from McGinastein as silver shoots in.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for mr silver. That's going to take a lot out of him.
silver blocks a low kick nicely.
silver ducks under a wild hook from McGinastein.
McGinastein keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from silver.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McGinastein is looking to clinch but silver is avoiding it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McGinastein closes the distance and clinches.
silver managing to block the knees to the body from McGinastein.
silver tries to pull guard but McGinastein won't allow it.
McGinastein creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through silver's defenses.
McGinastein unloads a knee to the mid-section. silver lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A knee to the head by McGinastein.
McGinastein gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
McGinastein lands an elbow just above silver 's eye.
silver is working for takedown but McGinastein is calmly controlling the position for now.
McGinastein with a knee to the head.
McGinastein lands an elbow inside.
silver is looking for a takedown up against the ropes. McGinastein gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
silver takes a knee right on the jaw!
silver is trying to work for a single leg takedown but McGinastein pulls him back up using the underhooks.
McGinastein prevents a takedown attempt there.
McGinastein creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through silver's defenses.
McGinastein misses with a knee strike.
silver avoiding damage as McGinastein throws knees to the body.
silver is looking to break free of the clinch but McGinastein has double underhooks.
McGinastein misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from silver.
silver has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. McGinastein avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
McGinastein gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
McGinastein gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from silver.
silver has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. McGinastein avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for McGinastein.

McGinastein is fighting off a takedown attempt but silver is just too persistent for him and manages to trip McGinastein to the mat. McGinastein regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
silver with a flurry of punches that miss.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as silver accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
silver sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed McGinastein's guard.
silver thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed McGinastein's head.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
McGinastein blocking the ground and pound attempt from silver.
McGinastein regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from silver.
silver pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. McGinastein is keeping the position for now.
silver advances position into side control!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
silver in side control, throwing shots but McGinastein defends.
silver working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.

silver tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no silver has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

silver is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, McGinastein has escaped the position, nice work there.
silver taking a break here but McGinastein is having none of it and regains half guard.
mr silver has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Vagina McGinastein is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
McGinastein is looking for a sweep. silver is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

silver is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
McGinastein blocking the ground and pound attempt from silver.

And that's the end of the fight!
Vagina McGinastein comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got McGinastein winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vagina McGinastein!