PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Capt Larsen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jay Z (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Larsen comes to the cage accompanied by Gravediggaz - Diary of a madman. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Larsen
vs
Z

197 cm
24
210 lbs
6 - 1 - 1

182 cm
20
211 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 1, fighting out of New York, Capt Larsen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jay Z!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Dean Styles and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Larsen takes one on the button.
Z throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Z fails with the takedown.
Larsen fails to land with a series of punches.
Larsen tries to clinch but Z moves out of range.
Capt Larsen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Larsen rushes Z and presses him up against the cage.
Larsen misses with a knee to the head.
Larsen scores a nice knee to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Larsen landing knees to the head.

It looks like Jay Z has been cut.
Z looks gassed!
A knee to the head by Larsen.
Larsen lands a knee to the head.
Larsen with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Larsen lands a knee to the head.

Z is rocked!
Larsen has Z pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. Z is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from Larsen - that's hurt Z badly! Oh, another knee lands and Z is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but Z doesn't seem to be complaining.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Capt Larsen!