PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nightmare Kane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and MR nobody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kane
vs
nobody

191 cm
22
257 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
20
260 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Nightmare Kane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, MR nobody!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, John Mangel and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kane throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Kane listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
nobody misses with a jab, cross combination.
nobody looks to score with a jab to the body but Kane is just out of range.
nobody avoids the head kick by Kane.
Kane misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
nobody throws a series of punches but Kane avoids them all with ease.
Kane throws a head kick that misses.
Kane throws a sloppy head kick and nobody moves out of range easily.
Kane throws a head kick that misses.
nobody ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Kane avoids a punch combination nicely.
nobody avoids the head kick by Kane.
nobody cracks Kane with a right hand to the side of the head.
Kane throws a head kick that misses.
nobody uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kane.
nobody tries to land a front kick but Kane steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
nobody avoids the head kick by Kane.
Kane throws a head kick that misses.
nobody avoids the head kick by Kane.
nobody will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kane avoids the body shot from nobody.
nobody bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kane's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
nobody avoids the head kick by Kane.
nobody jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kane tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kane walks forward, straight into a front kick from nobody.
A big right from nobody misses.
Kane jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kane bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps nobody's head backwards.
Kane throws a nice looking combination but nobody bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kane throws a sloppy head kick and nobody moves out of range easily.

nobody looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

nobody escapes and gets back to his feet.
nobody scores with a one two! Kane had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Kane is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kane tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nice takedown defense from Kane. No joy for nobody on that attempt.
nobody tries to bum rush Kane with a series of wild strikes but Kane uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kane throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A nice combination there by nobody.
nobody moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
nobody tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kane was well out of range. Poor timing from nobody.
nobody jabs Kane right on the nose. Kane blinks but takes it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kane throws a head kick that misses.
nobody throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kane stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Kane showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from nobody.
nobody swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kane counters with a straight right hand.
Kane takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Nightmare Kane is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
nobody throws a right and a left that both miss.
nobody has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
nobody throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

nobody shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Kane napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Kane could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.

nobody stands up.
Kane looks to land a left hand but nobody moved out of range nicely.
Kane throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
nobody blocks a head kick by Kane.
nobody closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Kane tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A nice combination there by nobody.
Kane misses with a head kick.
nobody uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kane.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kane tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
nobody blocks a head kick by Kane.
Kane avoids the head kick by nobody.

nobody drives through and clinches with Kane against the cage.

nobody pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A thudding body kick lands there by nobody!
Kane throws a head kick but nobody moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Kane.
Left hook, right uppercut from Kane.
nobody misses with a looping left.
Kane throws a head kick that misses
and nobody finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
nobody misses with a double jab
and Kane counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kane slips a jab and a cross from nobody.
Kane tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
nobody takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
nobody blocks a head kick by Kane.
nobody blocks a head kick by Kane.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kane tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

nobody clinches up against the cage.
Kane is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

nobody breaks from the clinch.
Kane throws a head kick that misses

and nobody counters by clinching up.

nobody breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kane swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by nobody.
Kane moves into range and connects with a jab.
Kane pulls out of a head kick attempt.
nobody looks to land a combination but Kane avoids it well.
Kane turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Kane tries a head kick but it misses.
Kane lands with a kick to the temple. nobody shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
nobody misses with a combination
and Kane connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
nobody misses with an uppercut.
Kane misses with a head kick.
Kane misses with a head kick.
Kane throws a head kick that misses.
Kane throws a head kick that nobody semi-blocks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

MR nobody dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

nobody fails to land the takedown.
Kane displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as nobody throws out the jab.
nobody misses with a head kick.
nobody does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
MR nobody seems to be getting the better of the standup.
nobody looks to throw the jab but Kane is out of range.
nobody throws a wild body kick that Kane sees coming a mile off.
Kane pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The crowd cheers as Kane lands an impressive looking overhand right. nobody doesn't seem phased though.
nobody closes the distance and lands a one-two.
nobody takes a kick to the side of the head.
Kane connects with a right hand. nobody shakes it off.
A head kick by Kane misses
and nobody counters with a one-two to the body.
Kane throws a head kick that nobody semi-blocks.

nobody is rocked!
Kane tries a head kick but it misses.
Kane throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
nobody is breathing heavily.
nobody avoids the head kick by Kane.
Kane throws a head kick that misses.
Kane misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kane throws a lazy head kick

and nobody counters by moving into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

nobody pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kane pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kane pulls out of a head kick attempt.
nobody scores with a kick to the midsection.
Kane displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as nobody throws out the jab.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
A head kick misses from Kane.
nobody avoids the head kick by Kane.
Kane connects with a high kick.
Both fighters circling a little - nobody finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
A head kick misses from Kane.
Kane throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
nobody misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kane.
nobody avoids the head kick by Kane.
Kane throws a head kick but nobody moves out of range.
Kane lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Kane throws a sloppy head kick and nobody moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from Kane.
nobody shoots for a takedown but Kane saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
nobody changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Kane tries to avoid it but nobody manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Kane to the ground. Kane escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Nightmare Kane has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of MR nobody.
Good shot there by Kane.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
nobody avoids the head kick by Kane.
Kane lands with a slapping head kick.
nobody rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kane moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
nobody takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kane lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Kane lands a head kick!
nobody is still on wobbly legs! Can Kane finish him?
Nightmare Kane is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A head kick misses from Kane.
Kane misses with a head kick.
Kane drops nobody with a big left hand! nobody is injured, injured bad! Kane jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nightmare Kane!