PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Walter Sobchak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gregory The Giraffe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sobchak comes to the cage accompanied by sublime - seed. The Giraffe is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: The Little Things. Walter Sobchak could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Gregory The Giraffe's chin.

Sobchak
vs
The Giraffe

195 cm
19
269 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

195 cm
23
250 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Walter Sobchak!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gregory The Giraffe!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Steve Erwin and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Giraffe leaves Sobchak with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
The Giraffe misses with a body kick.
Sobchak has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by The Giraffe.
Sobchak is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Giraffe tries to clinch but Sobchak moves out of range.

The Giraffe lands a big head kick that sends Sobchak tumbling to the mat! The Giraffe takes a step backwards and waves Sobchak back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Sobchak is rocked!

It looks like Walter Sobchak has been cut.
The Giraffe misses with a head kick.
Oh Sobchak is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The Giraffe feints a jab and as Sobchak dips his head, The Giraffe unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Sobchak right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Sobchak falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! The Giraffe smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Gregory The Giraffe!