PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Schnitzer Schnitz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dimitur Satamov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schnitzer Schnitz is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Schnitz
vs
Satamov

191 cm
22
205 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

183 cm
20
205 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Good in bed

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Tends to cut

Win Nutritional
Win Nutritional

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Schnitzer Schnitz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dimitur Satamov!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Aleksandr Martynov and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice takedown defense from Satamov. No joy for Schnitz on that attempt.
A combination from Satamov does no damage.
Satamov misses with a jab, cross combination.
Satamov misses with a wild body shot.
Dimitur Satamov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Schnitz shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Satamov but Satamov pushes him off and we're back to square one.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Schnitz.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Schnitzer Schnitz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Satamov misses with a body shot.
Schnitz needs to keep his hands up - Satamov had a free shot at his head there.
Schnitz fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

Satamov drops Schnitz with a beautiful combination! Schnitz stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Satamov is looking for the KO!

Schnitz is rocked!

It looks like Schnitzer Schnitz has been cut.
Nice body punch from Satamov.
Oh Schnitz is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Schnitz is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Satamov lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Schnitz falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Dimitur Satamov!