PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Anabolinen Steroidi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ilkka Laitinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Steroidi kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Michael Jackson - Billie Jean. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Steroidi
vs
Laitinen

182 cm
25
166 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

177 cm
20
164 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Syndicate Drugs
Grappling Pro Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Anabolinen Steroidi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ilkka Laitinen!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Johanna Lukiainen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Laitinen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Steroidi stuns Laitinen with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Laitinen lands a nice hook to Steroidi's body. Steroidi takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Laitinen paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Nice body punch from Laitinen.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Laitinen waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Steroidi.
Laitinen throws a hook but Steroidi avoids it easily.
Laitinen misses with a wild body shot.
Laitinen misses with a wild combination.
Laitinen connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

It looks like Anabolinen Steroidi has been cut.
Steroidi blocks a jab.
Laitinen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Laitinen throws a looping overhand right but Steroidi ducks down to avoid it.
Laitinen throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Steroidi stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Steroidi is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Steroidi takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Laitinen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Steroidi.
Laitinen misses with a body shot.
Steroidi slips a jab from Laitinen.
Laitinen throws a jab when Steroidi was well out of range.
Steroidi moves out of range as Laitinen strikes.
Laitinen throws a lazy right hand but Steroidi sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Ilkka Laitinen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Laitinen throws the left hand but Steroidi avoids the punch easily.
Laitinen scores with a nice right hand.
Laitinen swings for the body but Steroidi moves out of range.
Steroidi steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Laitinen.
Steroidi scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laitinen fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Laitinen displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Steroidi.
A cross from Laitinen lands.
Laitinen misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Steroidi counters with a left and a right that stings Laitinen.
Laitinen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Steroidi sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Laitinen scores with a shot to the body.
Laitinen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Laitinen throws a sloppy body shot
and Steroidi counters with a nice low kick that buckles Laitinen's knee momentarily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laitinen jabs Steroidi right on the nose. Steroidi blinks but takes it well.
Laitinen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Laitinen misses with a looping right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laitinen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Steroidi moves away.
Steroidi shoots in but no luck this time.
Laitinen lands a body shot.
A shot to the body from Steroidi misses
and Laitinen counters with a stiff right hand.
Ilkka Laitinen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Laitinen connects with a looping right hand.
Laitinen defending well as Steroidi loads up on a big left hand.
A jab from Laitinen misses.
Laitinen throws a jab but it's blocked by Steroidi.
Laitinen missing with a left hand there. Steroidi was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Steroidi takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Steroidi misses with a jab, cross combination.
Laitinen sizes up Steroidi with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laitinen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Steroidi avoids the body shot from Laitinen.
Laitinen lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

Anabolinen Steroidi's cut is getting worse.
Nice straight punches there by Laitinen. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Laitinen.

Steroidi is rocked!
Steroidi circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Laitinen. Steroidi falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Laitinen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ilkka Laitinen!