PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between MIKE TYSON (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BurgerMeister MeisterBurger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). TYSON comes to the cage accompanied by FUCKING KNOCK YOU OUT. MeisterBurger has chosen break stuff as his entrance music. The key to victory for MIKE TYSON has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

TYSON
vs
MeisterBurger

185 cm
20
255 lbs
5 - 5 - 1

195 cm
23
250 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 1, fighting out of New York, MIKE TYSON!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, BurgerMeister MeisterBurger!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Chad Campbell and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

TYSON drops MeisterBurger with a beautiful combination! MeisterBurger stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - TYSON is looking for the KO!

It looks like BurgerMeister MeisterBurger has been cut.
MeisterBurger fails with the takedown.
TYSON really is a fat lump.

MeisterBurger shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in TYSON's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
TYSON trying to keep a closed guard but MeisterBurger is proving a slippery customer.
MeisterBurger scoring with punches to the head and body.

MeisterBurger gets to his feet. TYSON looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
TYSON doesn't manage to clinch there - MeisterBurger circles away.
TYSON looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
MeisterBurger fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

MeisterBurger shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than MeisterBurger was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
TYSON is trying to stand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
MeisterBurger fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
TYSON tries to hold on but MeisterBurger pushes him away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
TYSON squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
TYSON throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
MeisterBurger working TYSON over with strikes here.

It looks like MIKE TYSON has been cut.
TYSON is breathing heavily.
MeisterBurger postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. TYSON looks a forlorn figure.
MeisterBurger connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
MeisterBurger with good strikes from the mount here!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
MeisterBurger with good strikes from the mount here!

MIKE TYSON's cut is getting worse.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, MeisterBurger cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!

Jeez, MIKE TYSON's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at MIKE TYSON's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). BurgerMeister MeisterBurger!