PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Amish Hardcore Irish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Mir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hardcore Irish's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Devil's Dance Floor. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Hardcore Irish
vs
Mir

200 cm
18
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

191 cm
18
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Self confident

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Amish Hardcore Irish!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Frank Mir!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Daniel Franklin and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hardcore Irish misses with the combination.
Mir tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Hardcore Irish swivels and escapes.
Amish Hardcore Irish seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mir tries to score a power double leg takedown but Hardcore Irish sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Mir somewhat.
A good leg kick by Mir.
Mir fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Hardcore Irish avoids it really well and circles away.
Amish Hardcore Irish has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Frank Mir.
Nice straight punches there by Hardcore Irish. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hardcore Irish.

It looks like Frank Mir has been cut.
Hardcore Irish throws a shot to the body.
Mir takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Mir should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Mir looks gassed!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice shot by Hardcore Irish.
Hardcore Irish ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hardcore Irish connects with a stiff jab that staggers Mir - oh and he follows up with a huge uppercut that knocks him out cold! Man, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Amish Hardcore Irish!