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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dirk Hasselhoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck the Project (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hasselhoff kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is On to the next one. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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192 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
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180 cm
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196 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin |
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Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dirk Hasselhoff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Chuck the Project!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Sergei Dronov and Vladimir Khabensky.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hasselhoff lands a head shot.
Hasselhoff moves in looking to clinch but the Project pushes him off.
the Project throws a series of punches but Hasselhoff avoids them all with ease.
Hasselhoff doesn't manage to clinch there - the Project circles away.
Hasselhoff wants to clinch up but the Project keeps it at a distance.
Hasselhoff throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
the Project pivots, looking for a leg kick but Hasselhoff is out of range and the Project settles back down.
the Project tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
the Project circles away from the clinch attempt.
the Project misses with a few strikes there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts the Project as he jumps to the side.
the Project throws a leg kick but Hasselhoff checks it.
Hasselhoff is looking to land body kicks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
the Project keeps the fight on the outside.
Hasselhoff tries to close the distance and clinch up but the Project swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hasselhoff looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
the Project thows a body shot but no joy.
the Project connects with a good right hand that stumbles Hasselhoff. Hasselhoff circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
the Project lands with an uppercut that bounces Hasselhoff off the cage and back into rage.
the Project swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hasselhoff counters with a thumping low kick.
the Project rushes Hasselhoff and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
the Project breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hasselhoff throws a series of punches but the Project moves out of range.
the Project throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
so Hasselhoff counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
the Project keeping moving, preventing Hasselhoff from controlling successfully.
the Project wants to hit a switch here but Hasselhoff passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for the Project there!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hasselhoff wants to control the pace but the Project is squirming around nicely.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if the Project can do anything to dispel that myth.
the Project just holding on.
the Project working to try and regain half guard.
Hasselhoff controlling the position easily from mount.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
the Project is squirming around, avoiding Hasselhoff's attempts to control the action.
the Project working to try and regain half guard.
Hasselhoff looking to finish with strikes here!
the Project is squirming around, avoiding Hasselhoff's attempts to control the action.
the Project is looking to improve his position but Hasselhoff isn't that keen on the idea.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
the Project is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Hasselhoff thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
the Project holds on to Hasselhoff as tight as he can, avoiding damage.
the Project is squirming around, avoiding Hasselhoff's attempts to control the action.
the Project is desperately trying to improve his position but Hasselhoff has a good base and remains in mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Dirk Hasselhoff will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
the Project is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
the Project scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Hasselhoff attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
the Project swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hasselhoff counters with a single leg into guard. the Project didn't expect that.
the Project is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Hasselhoff drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Hasselhoff jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Hasselhoff pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. the Project is keeping the position for now.
the Project is controlling Hasselhoff's posture.
That's one minute gone in the round.
the Project keeping moving, preventing Hasselhoff from controlling successfully.
Hasselhoff throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as the Project works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
the Project is pulling down on Hasselhoff's head. It's preventing any offense from Hasselhoff, at least for the moment.
Hasselhoff trying to control but the Project is working from the bottom.
Hasselhoff throws a big right hand that misses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Hasselhoff tries to land a front kick but the Project steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
the Project connects with a crisp jab.
A low kick from the Project misses
and Hasselhoff counters with a right hand to the body.
Hasselhoff takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Hasselhoff fails with the takedown.
the Project misses with a two punch combination.
Hasselhoff ducks under a wild hook from the Project.
Hasselhoff avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
the Project tries to bum rush Hasselhoff with a series of wild strikes but Hasselhoff uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
the Project misses with the combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
the Project has Hasselhoff up against the cage in a clinch.
the Project blocks a punch to the side of the head.
the Project breaks the clinch.
Hasselhoff misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
the Project blocks a head kick by Hasselhoff.
the Project falls off balance throwing a combination
so Hasselhoff counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Hasselhoff trying to control the position from guard on top but the Project is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
the Project kicks Hasselhoff off and gets to his feet.
the Project scores with a three punch combo!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
the Project misses with a jab, cross combination.
the Project throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hasselhoff.
the Project avoids the head kick by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff walks into a straight right hand from the Project.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A punch combination from the Project misses.
the Project displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from the Project.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
the Project just misses with a punch to the body.
Hasselhoff shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dirk Hasselhoff. That's going to take a lot out of him.
the Project throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Chuck the Project showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Hasselhoff's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
the Project thows a left - swing and a miss!
the Project lands a with a good body shot.
Hasselhoff decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
the Project trying to control but Hasselhoff postures up.
the Project controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
the Project is trying to control but can't.
the Project is concentrating on defense, preventing Hasselhoff from advancing position.
Hasselhoff throwing shots but the Project is blocking nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hasselhoff is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hasselhoff is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
the Project trying to hold on to Hasselhoff's head to control him but Hasselhoff postures up.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
the Project rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hasselhoff moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A left and a right from the Project both land. Nice combination.
Chuck the Project seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
the Project jabs Hasselhoff right on the nose. Hasselhoff blinks but takes it well.
Hasselhoff wants to clinch but the Project slips to the side
and the Project counters with a nice uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
the Project misses the jab.
No joy there for the Project, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
the Project is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff slips a jab and a cross from the Project.
the Project wants to clinch.
Chuck the Project is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hasselhoff closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. the Project did well to prevent Hasselhoff getting side control.
the Project is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
the Project wants to control but Hasselhoff is keeping busy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hasselhoff is looking to advance position but the Project won't allow it.
the Project desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Hasselhoff landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Hasselhoff is stalling here. the Project is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Hasselhoff seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and the Project has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Hasselhoff throws a couple of strikes even though he's not really in a good position to do so.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Hasselhoff is trying to escape the position but the Project is controlling the position.
Hasselhoff sneaks back into half guard.
the Project is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
And that's the end of the fight!
Chuck the Project comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think the Project has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 28:29
Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight 28:29
Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chuck the Project!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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