PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Strep Agalactaciae (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buck Holdren (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Agalactaciae
vs
Holdren

194 cm
23
270 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

191 cm
22
273 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

BioPharm Nutrition [ACME]

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Strep Agalactaciae!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Buck Holdren!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Bruno Lombardi and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Holdren avoids a punch combination nicely.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Agalactaciae is defended easily by Holdren.
Holdren throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A punch combination from Holdren misses.
Agalactaciae shoots in but no luck this time.
Holdren throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Holdren leaves Agalactaciae with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Strep Agalactaciae. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Holdren displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Agalactaciae.
A nice leg kick lands there from Holdren.
Agalactaciae is breathing heavily.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Agalactaciae lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Holdren has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Holdren and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Agalactaciae takes one on the chin but seems OK.

It looks like Strep Agalactaciae has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Holdren lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Holdren chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Holdren lands a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Holdren lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Agalactaciae at a distance.

Holdren feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Agalactaciae sprawling to the canvas! Agalactaciae rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Holdren finish him?!

Agalactaciae is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Holdren connects with a solid leg kick.
Agalactaciae staying out of range there.
Holdren lands a slapping body shot.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Agalactaciae. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Holdren throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Holdren throws a quick head kick that knocks Agalactaciae silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! Holdren is up on the cage, taking in the applause from the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Buck Holdren!