PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shawn Sauna (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theocules (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Sauna
vs
Theocules

203 cm
22
269 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

172 cm
18
174 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Cuts easily

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Determined

SEXUAL HEALING NUTRITION

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Shawn Sauna!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Theocules!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Daniel Franklin and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sauna wants to clinch.
Theocules tries to clinch there but Sauna circles away.
Theocules circles away from the clinch attempt.
Theocules tries to clinch there but Sauna circles away.
Sauna wants to clinch up but Theocules keeps it at a distance.
Theocules is looking to clinch.
Sauna tries to clinch but Theocules is having none of it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Sauna circles away from the clinch attempt.
Sauna tries to clinch up but Theocules circles away and keeps his distance.
Theocules swats away the attempt to clinch by Sauna.
Sauna tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Theocules paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Sauna tries to clinch but Theocules is having none of it.
Theocules fails with an attempt to clinch.
Sauna tries to clinch up.
Sauna wants to clinch.
Sauna keeps the fight on the outside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sauna fails with an attempt to clinch.
Theocules avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Sauna wants to clinch up but Theocules keeps it at a distance.
Sauna circles away from the clinch attempt.
Theocules swats away the attempt to clinch by Sauna.
Sauna tries to clinch there but Theocules circles away.
Theocules is looking to clinch.
Theocules keeps the fight on the outside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Theocules wants to clinch.
Theocules tries to clinch but Sauna moves out of range.
Sauna tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Theocules paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Sauna fails with an attempt to clinch.
Theocules tries to clinch but Sauna is having none of it.
Sauna tries to close the distance and clinch but Theocules swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sauna tries to clinch but Theocules is having none of it.
Sauna tries to close the distance and clinch but Theocules swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Theocules is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sauna swats away the attempt to clinch by Theocules.
Sauna tries to clinch up.
Sauna is looking to clinch but Theocules is avoiding it.
Theocules tries to clinch up.
Sauna tries to close the distance and clinch but Theocules swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sauna circles away from the clinch attempt.
Sauna tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Sauna tries to close the distance and clinch but Theocules swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Theocules tries to close the distance and clinch up but Sauna swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Sauna fails with an attempt to clinch.
Sauna tries to clinch up.
Theocules is looking to clinch but Sauna is avoiding it.
Sauna wants to clinch up but Theocules keeps it at a distance.
Theocules fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Sauna tries to clinch but Theocules moves out of range.
Sauna avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Theocules tries to clinch but Sauna moves out of range.
Theocules is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Theocules moves in looking to clinch but Sauna pushes him off.
Sauna tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Theocules paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Sauna tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Theocules doesn't manage to clinch there - Sauna circles away.
Sauna tries to clinch up.
The fight stays on the outside here - Sauna looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Theocules wants to clinch up but Sauna keeps it at a distance.
Sauna is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sauna tries to clinch but Theocules is having none of it.
Theocules swats away the attempt to clinch by Sauna.
Sauna is looking to clinch.
Theocules wants to clinch up but Sauna keeps it at a distance.
Theocules is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Theocules tries to close the distance and clinch up but Sauna swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Sauna doesn't manage to clinch there - Theocules circles away.
Sauna tries to close the distance and clinch but Theocules swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Theocules tries to clinch there but Sauna circles away.
Theocules swats away the attempt to clinch by Sauna.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Theocules tries to close the distance and clinch but Sauna swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sauna wants to clinch up but Theocules keeps it at a distance.
Sauna tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Theocules paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Sauna tries to close the distance and clinch but Theocules swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sauna swats away the attempt to clinch by Theocules.

Sauna moves into the clinch.
Sauna lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Theocules takes an elbow to the forehead.

Sauna drops Theocules with a big knee straight up the middle! Theocules is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Theocules is rocked!

It looks like Theocules has been cut.
Sauna tries to close the distance and clinch up but Theocules swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Theocules is still on wobbly legs! Can Sauna finish him?

Theocules moves into the clinch.
Theocules is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Sauna is keeping busy.
Theocules seems to have recovered his senses.
Sauna lands an elbow inside.
Theocules is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Theocules looks gassed!
Sauna lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Theocules is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Theocules.
Sauna is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sauna fails with an attempt to clinch.
Sauna tries to clinch up but Theocules circles away and keeps his distance.
Theocules avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sauna tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Theocules paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Sauna tries to close the distance and clinch but Theocules swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Theocules tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Sauna paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Theocules swats away the attempt to clinch by Sauna.
Sauna moves in looking to clinch but Theocules pushes him off.
Sauna tries to clinch there but Theocules circles away.
Sauna moves in looking to clinch but Theocules pushes him off.
Theocules is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Theocules avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Sauna tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Theocules scores a takedown into full mount!
Theocules controlling the position easily from mount.
Sauna regains half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shawn Sauna dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Theocules's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Theocules swats away the attempt to clinch by Sauna.
The fight stays on the outside here - Sauna looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Theocules tries to clinch there but Sauna circles away.
Sauna tries to clinch there but Theocules circles away.
Theocules keeps the fight on the outside.
Theocules tries to clinch up.
Sauna tries to close the distance and clinch up but Theocules swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Sauna gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Sauna lands a damaging elbow.
Theocules takes an elbow to the forehead.
Theocules taking a breather.
Sauna comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Sauna lands a knee to the head.
Theocules is trying to maintain a safe position but Sauna gets an underhook and turns Theocules into the cage.
Sauna scores with a knee to the head.
Theocules is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Sauna is keeping busy.
Theocules is breathing heavily.
Sauna connects with a knee right up the middle there - that's rocked Theocules badly! Theocules tumbles to the floor and Sauna stands over him, dominant and satisfied with his glorious KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Shawn Sauna!