PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jones Walker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and dumb ass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Walker comes into the arena with DMX - Get It On The Floor ft. Swizz Beatz blaring out of the sound system. Jones Walker looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Walker
vs
ass

170 cm
24
177 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

175 cm
23
162 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
KO power

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jones Walker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, dumb ass!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Cecil Peabody and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

ass drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
ass wants to control from the top but Walker keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

ass gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.

ass has closed the distance and engaged Walker in a clinch.
ass tries to score a body lock takedown but Walker shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Walker gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from ass.
ass prevents the takedown attempt.
ass blocks a body shot from Walker.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Walker breaks from the clinch.

Walker bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Walker is breathing heavily.

Walker tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

ass throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!

ass shoots in and bounces Walker off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Walker is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst ass is controlling him.
Walker can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as ass controls the pace.

Walker kicks ass off and gets to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Walker tries to keep at a distance but ass has taken the fight into the clinch.
ass is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Walker pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Jones Walker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of dumb ass.

Walker breaks the clinch.

Walker shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. ass is trying to defend but Walker finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice strikes from Walker there.
Walker is nestled in close to ass, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Walker slips a nice elbow through ass's hands, connecting with ass's forehead.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if ass can do anything to dispel that myth.
Walker prevents ass from standing back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
ass is trying to control but can't.
Walker seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but ass does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
ass keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
ass wants to get back to his feet.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.

Walker decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
ass manages to get to full guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Walker connects with a couple of short punches.
Walker connects with a couple of short punches.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now ass is on top in guard.

Walker uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Walker gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and ass decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Walker's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

ass stands up from guard. Let's bang!

Walker shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. ass is trying to defend but Walker finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Walker drops an elbow to the side of ass's head.
Walker lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
ass makes his way to full guard. A much better position for ass.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Walker throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Walker with a flurry of punches that miss.
Walker connects with a couple of short punches.
ass is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Walker is controlling him.
ass tries to strike from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

Walker gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows ass to score an easy takedown into full guard.
ass throwing strikes but missing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but dumb ass will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Walker tries to keep at a distance but ass has taken the fight into the clinch.
ass wants a takedown but no success here.

Walker manages to break the clinch.
ass leaves Walker with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
The fight stays on the outside here - ass looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Walker scores with a takedown into ass's guard.

ass is working an open guard so Walker takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
The fight stays on the outside here - ass looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walker shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. ass defends it nicely.
Walker with a poor takedown

so ass counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jones Walker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Walker has a closed guard, preventing ass from standing up.

ass stands and steps away. Walker gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.

ass feints and as Walker raises his hands in defense, ass changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.

Walker uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Walker tries for a takedown but ass circles away easily

and ass decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Walker's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

ass is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Walker has his feet on ass's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Walker shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and ass counters with a single leg into guard. Walker didn't expect that.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Walker utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

ass stands up from guard. Let's bang!
ass tries to close the distance and clinch but Walker swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Walker closes the distance but ass moves to the side

and ass decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Walker's guard.
Walker wants to stand and escape but ass is having none of it.
Walker is controlling ass's posture.

ass gets to his feet. Walker looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Walker fails with a takedown attempt.

Walker scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Walker wants to control but ass is keeping him busy.

Walker is trying to get an arm triangle but ass is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
ass taking punishment in the form of punches.
Walker is looking to take a break and control but ass is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Walker working the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
ass is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Walker working the head with strikes.
ass wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Walker gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and ass counters with a nice double leg into side control. Walker won't be happy with that.

ass has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Walker shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and ass counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Walker's guard now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
ass throws a strike but Walker rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Walker scoring with some ground and pound.
Walker trying to control the position from guard on top but ass is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
ass is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Walker landing some decent shots from guard.
ass is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Walker is controlling him.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for ass. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
ass is trying to keep Walker in close.
ass wants to stand up but Walker is controlling him.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Nice sprawl there from ass as Walker shoots in.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

dumb ass showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Walker misses with a double jab.

ass pushes Walker up against the cage in a clinch.
ass looking for a takedown.

Walker breaks from the clinch.
ass with a lazy takedown attempt

and Walker counters with a nice double leg into side control. ass won't be happy with that.
Walker lands a nice forearm strike.
ass is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
ass pushes Walker away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Walker gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Walker lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
ass wants to get back to his feet.
Walker wants to lay and pray for a moment but ass keeps working.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walker in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
ass is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Walker has just dragged him back down to the mat.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
No luck with that takedown attempt from ass.
Jones Walker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of dumb ass.
ass wants to clinch

and Walker counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Walker stands up over ass, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
ass manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!

ass goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Walker is on top in guard.
ass is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Walker is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

ass manages to escape and get back to his feet.
ass tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Walker counters with a nice double leg into side control. ass won't be happy with that.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
ass is trying to buck Walker off.
Walker working the head with strikes.
ass wants to get back to his feet.

Walker is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. ass knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

Walker thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Walker is chipping away with strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Walker scores with punches from side control.
Walker has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

ass is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Walker's half guard.
dumb ass has got the better of the ground game so far.
Walker trying to hold on to ass's head to control him but ass postures up.

Walker makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
ass shoots and misses

and Walker counters with a shoot takedown. ass fights it but they end up in guard.
Walker works over ass with some ground and pound from guard.
Walker lands a couple of digs.
Walker scoring with some ground and pound.

Walker decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on ass, up you get!
ass doesn't manage to clinch there - Walker circles away.
Walker doesn't succeed with the takedown

and ass counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
ass wants to stand but Walker is controlling his posture from full guard.
Walker keeping moving, preventing ass from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
ass lands a couple of elbows.
ass wants to control from the top but Walker keeps moving.
ass stops Walker from standing up.
ass scoring with punches to the head and body.
Walker working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from ass.
Walker bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in ass's guard.
Walker distracts ass with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Walker with a flurry of punches that miss.
Jones Walker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Walker distracts ass with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

ass uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Walker tries to clinch there but ass circles away.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jones Walker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well ass has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 28:29
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... dumb ass!