PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hale Jonesy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Art Vandelay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Jonesy
vs
Vandelay

183 cm
22
280 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

188 cm
18
230 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent elbows
Prefers standup

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Heavy Weight Nutrition (*Recovery 152 $50!)
Heavy Weight Nutrition (*Recovery 152 $50!)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hale Jonesy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Art Vandelay!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Tiny Johnson and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jonesy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Vandelay tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Vandelay looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jonesy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jonesy moves out of range as Vandelay throws a body kick.
Vandelay is looking to land body kicks.
Vandelay misses with a head kick.
Jonesy checks a leg kick.
Vandelay's corner calls for a 1-2. Vandelay obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Jonesy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jonesy avoids a kick to the body.

Jonesy rushes Vandelay and presses him up against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Jonesy throws an elbow but misses.
Vandelay managing to block the knees to the body from Jonesy.
Vandelay blocks an elbow strike from Jonesy.

Vandelay's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Vandelay tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Vandelay delivers a nice body kick.
Jonesy is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vandelay will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Vandelay finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Art Vandelay seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick misses from Vandelay.
Vandelay swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Vandelay moves out of range of the body kick from Jonesy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vandelay keeps Jonesy at a distance using the push kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Vandelay.
Jonesy really is a fat lump.
Vandelay lets loose with a powerful body kick. Jonesy will feel that in the morning.
Vandelay gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Jonesy counters with a solid body kick.
Vandelay misses with an attempted mid kick.
Vandelay throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Vandelay throws a nice inside leg kick.
Jonesy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jonesy takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Jonesy crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Vandelay - the referee stops the clock and Jonesy gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Vandelay. Jonesy manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Vandelay tries to land a front kick but Jonesy steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jonesy steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Vandelay. That one must have hurt.
Vandelay tests Jonesy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Vandelay tries to score with a low kick but Jonesy moves his leg out of the way.
Vandelay goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Vandelay throws a sloppy head kick and Jonesy moves out of range easily.
Jonesy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circle, before Vandelay throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Jonesy's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Vandelay lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Art Vandelay!