PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Layzie Assassin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kickin Kenny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Assassin comes to the cage accompanied by Thuggish Ruggish Bone. Kenny has chosen Mario's Love Song as his entrance music. Kickin Kenny will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Assassin
vs
Kenny

185 cm
23
205 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

225 cm
24
206 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Powerful

Demonic Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Layzie Assassin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kickin Kenny!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kenny throws a one two combo.
Kenny lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Kenny.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Assassin looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Kenny!
Assassin wants to take Kenny's back but he can't do it this time.
Kenny is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Kenny tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Kenny wants to control but Assassin is having none of it.
Assassin wants to control the pace but Kenny is squirming around nicely.
Kenny tries to buck Assassin off but he can't manage it.
Assassin throws some wild stikes that Kenny manages to avoid easily.
Kenny wants to get back to his feet.
Assassin throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Kenny because Assassin loaded up on that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Assassin can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Kenny is looking to escape.
Assassin takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Kenny tries to buck Assassin off but he can't manage it.
Assassin misses with a head shot.
Kenny wants to get back to his feet.
Assassin trying to control but Kenny is having none of it.
Kenny trying desperately to get to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Assassin wants to get back to his feet but Kenny is holding on tight.
Assassin wants to control the pace but Kenny is squirming around nicely.
Assassin is really struggling to control Kenny but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Kenny tries to hold on but Assassin pushes him away.
Kenny holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Assassin tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Kenny is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.

Kenny somehow manages to escape the mount and get back to his feet!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Assassin defending well as Kenny loads up on a big left hand.

Kenny closes the distance and clinches.
Kenny lands with a left to the head.
Kenny has a couple of punches blocked by Assassin.
Assassin stalling in the clinch but Kenny improves position.
Kenny lands with a light punch inside.
Assassin can't find room to land a body shot as Kenny controls the action.
Kenny lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Kenny throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Assassins head.
A head punch on the inside from Kenny fails to land.
Assassin blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Assassin has a couple of punches blocked by Kenny.
Kenny misses with some punches.
Kenny prevents Assassin from breaking the clinch.
Assassin wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Kenny lands with a right to the head.
Kenny blocks an uppercut.
Assassin blocking some punches.
Kenny misses with some punches.
Kenny scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Assassin is trying to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Assassin has a couple of punches blocked by Kenny.
Kenny lands a right hand.
Kenny throws a head punch that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kenny.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kenny.
Kenny pushes Assassin back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Assassin's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Assassin can't break the clinch.
Kenny has Assassin pressed against the cage, preventing Assassin from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kenny lands an uppercut.
Kenny swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kenny scores with a shoulder strike.
Kenny lands a shoulder strike.
A shot in the inside from Kenny.
Assassin wants to break free but Kenny has control.
Kenny throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Assassins head.
Kenny lands a hook that snaps the head of Assassin backwards.
Kenny misses with a short punch on the inside.
Assassin misses with some punches.
Kenny lands a right hand.
Kenny lands with a short shot to the head.
Kenny swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Assassin wants a takedown but no success here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kickin Kenny dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Kenny closes the distance and clinches.
Kenny doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kenny working aggressively here.
Assassin blocking some punches.
Kenny misses with some punches.
Assassin wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kenny.
Assassin misses with a body punch.
A short left from Kenny.
A nice left hand lands by Kenny.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Assassin.
Kenny lands a left hand.
Kenny makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Assassin blocking some punches.
A nice left hand lands by Kenny.
Kenny lands an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Assassin.
Assassin is trying to break the clinch but Kenny has him pressed against the cage.
Assassin tries for a takedown. No joy.
Kenny lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Assassin backwards.
Kenny lands a left hand that snaps the head of Assassin backwards.
Assassin blocks an uppercut.
Kenny has a couple of punches blocked by Assassin.
Kenny lands with a left to the head.
Kenny working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Assassin is trying to break the clinch but Kenny is controlling him.
Nice elbow from Kenny.
Kenny scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Assassin wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Kenny swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kenny gets through Assassin's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Assassin tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kenny.
Assassin has Kenny pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Kenny manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Layzie Assassin. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Assassin misses with a punch to the body.
Assassin's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kenny.
Kenny prevents the takedown attempt.
Still in the clinch, Kenny scores with a nice short uppercut.
Kenny lands an uppercut.
Assassin is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Kenny is keeping busy.
Kenny scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kenny working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kenny lands with a right to the head.
Kenny lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kenny scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kenny lands with a left to the head.
Kenny lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Assassin is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kenny lands a hook to the side of the head.
Oh Assassin is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kenny makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kenny working aggressively here.
Assassin tries for a takedown. No joy.
Assassin seems to have got his legs back now.
Kenny lands a nice uppercut.
Kenny lands a left hand.
Kenny scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kenny lands with a light punch inside.
Kenny lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Kenny softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Kenny lands a hook that snaps the head of Assassin backwards.
Kenny lands a nice uppercut.
Assassin wants a takedown.
Kenny working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kenny scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kenny scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kenny lands with a left to the head.
Kenny scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kenny makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kenny softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Kenny lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kenny lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kenny.
A short right from Kenny.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kenny lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Assassin backwards.
Kenny dips a shoulder and cracks Assassin with a mighty uppercut! Assassin falls back against the cage and Kenny unloads with a barrage of strikes! Assassin is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Kenny screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kickin Kenny!