PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between sika molo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). sika molo could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Turd Ferguson's chin.

molo
vs
Ferguson

160 cm
25
262 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

200 cm
25
270 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, sika molo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Igor Prikhodko and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
molo swats away the attempt to clinch by Ferguson.
Ferguson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but molo was well out of range. Poor timing from Ferguson.
Ferguson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
molo wants to slow Ferguson down by chopping away at his legs.
Ferguson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

Ferguson gets a clinch.

Ferguson breaks from the clinch.

molo closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
molo trying to control the position but Ferguson is working away.

molo goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Ferguson has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for molo but great work by Ferguson.

Ferguson stands up.
molo tries to close the distance and clinch but Ferguson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.

molo shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than molo was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
molo punching from mount but Ferguson doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Ferguson is desperately trying to get back to half guard.

molo is working for a guillotine from mount but Ferguson frees his head quite easily.
molo takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
molo can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Ferguson is looking to escape.
Ferguson is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
molo sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
molo thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!

molo moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Ferguson has worked his arm free - good work by Ferguson!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson struggling a bit here.
Ferguson is looking for a sweep.

molo swings around for an armbar but Ferguson sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into molo's guard.
molo is trying to keep Ferguson in close.
molo wants to sweep here but Ferguson controlling him for the moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.

molo looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Ferguson has picked molo up and slammed him! molo can't keep hold of the triangle and Ferguson manages to pass to side control!
molo tries to bench press Ferguson off him but Ferguson keeps the position.
molo can't do much from the bottom here.

Ferguson decides to stand back up.
The fight stays on the outside here - Ferguson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Ferguson moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

molo fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Ferguson goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
molo moves forwards but Ferguson connects with a nice, crisp jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Ferguson closes the distance and pushes molo back into the cage.
molo tries to pull guard but Ferguson holds him up against the cage and eventually molo drops back down to his feet.

Ferguson successfully pulls guard.
molo trying to control the position from guard on top but Ferguson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
molo slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson keeping moving, preventing molo from controlling successfully.
molo is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Ferguson is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.

The referee stands the fighters back up. sika molo just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Ferguson connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Ferguson tests molo's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Ferguson drops molo with a beautiful combination! molo stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Ferguson is looking for the KO!

molo is rocked!

It looks like sika molo has been cut.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ferguson connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks molo out cold! This one is over in a flash!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Turd Ferguson!