PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ricardinho Gabriel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Bodybag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Johnny Bodybag was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Gabriel
vs
Bodybag

180 cm
19
163 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

175 cm
22
165 lbs
5 - 3 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ricardinho Gabriel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Johnny Bodybag!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Edson Gomes and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bodybag displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Gabriel.
Gabriel tries to clinch but Bodybag is having none of it.
Bodybag tries to clinch but Gabriel moves out of range.

Gabriel fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bodybag, pushing him back against the cage.
Gabriel takes a shot to the head.
Bodybag lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Gabriel backwards.
Bodybag lands an uppercut.
Bodybag lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Gabriel backwards.
Bodybag lands a left hand that snaps the head of Gabriel backwards.

Gabriel is rocked!

It looks like Ricardinho Gabriel has been cut.
Bodybag prevents Gabriel from breaking the clinch.
Oh Gabriel is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Gabriel fails to pull guard.
Gabriel seems to have got his legs back now.
Bodybag lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bodybag dips a shoulder and cracks Gabriel with a mighty uppercut! Gabriel falls back against the cage and Bodybag unloads with a barrage of strikes! Gabriel is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Bodybag screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Johnny Bodybag!