PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Leroy Jenkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Crouch Ouch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jenkins comes to the cage accompanied by Ready to Die Andrew W.K. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Jenkins
vs
Ouch

204 cm
24
265 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

203 cm
24
290 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Leroy Jenkins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Crouch Ouch!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Lou da Vinci and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ouch misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jenkins misses with a body shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jenkins.
Jenkins misses with a body shot.
Ouch lands with a nice body kick.
Jenkins missing with a left hand there. Ouch was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ouch throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A combination from Jenkins does no damage.
Ouch takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Ouch looks gassed!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jenkins jabs at Ouch's body.
Jenkins looks to score with a jab to the body but Ouch is just out of range.
Jenkins misses with a two punch combination.

Jenkins throws a big overhand right that connects, sending Ouch tumbling to the canvas!

Ouch is rocked!

It looks like Crouch Ouch has been cut.
Jenkins looking to pass the guard.
Ouch is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Jenkins controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Ouch can do anything to dispel that myth.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jenkins tries to free his leg and advance position but Ouch is retaining full guard.
Jenkins trying to control the position from guard on top but Ouch is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jenkins stays in close to Ouch's body and controls the position.
Jenkins tries to free his leg and advance position but Ouch is retaining full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Ouch pushes Jenkins off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Ouch looks to score with a jab to the body but Jenkins is just out of range.
Jenkins cracks Ouch with an open hand slap.
A big left from Jenkins misses.
Jenkins takes a swing at Ouch's ribcage but misses.
A combination from Jenkins does no damage.
Ouch throws a series of punches but Jenkins moves out of range.
Jenkins is looking to wear down Ouch with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Ouch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ouch misses with a series of wild punches.
Ouch takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Ouch ducks straight into an uppercut from Jenkins and tumbles to the canvas! It’s a flash knockdown though - Ouch manages to regain guard straight away.
Jenkins not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Ouch wants to get back to his feet but Jenkins passes into half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Jenkins in particular looking to stall.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jenkins sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Ouch defending well though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jenkins looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jenkins is pressing down on Ouch's thigh, looking to free his foot. Ouch is holding on for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ouch is staying active underneath Jenkins, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Jenkins controlling the action here.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Leroy Jenkins just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Jenkins checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Jenkins fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jenkins misses with a body shot.
Jenkins jabs Ouch right on the nose. Ouch blinks but takes it well.
Crack! Jenkins connects with the perfect overhand right and Ouch falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Jenkins!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Leroy Jenkins!