PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Henry Davison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chuck Fuck Tito has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Davison
vs
Fuck Tito

180 cm
23
195 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

190 cm
22
196 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Good in bed

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Henry Davison!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Fuck Tito!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, John Mangel and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Davison shoots in for a takedown but Fuck Tito shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Fuck Tito is looking to score with low kicks.
Davison pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fuck Tito tries to score with a low kick but Davison moves his leg out of the way.
Fuck Tito looks to land a combination but Davison avoids it well.
Fuck Tito fails to land with a series of punches.
Davison tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fuck Tito swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Davison shoots in and drives through. Fuck Tito sprawls well.
Davison fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Henry Davison. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Davison tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Fuck Tito swivels and escapes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Davison walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Fuck Tito scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Davison shoots for a takedown but Fuck Tito saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Henry Davison seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Davison drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Davison checks a leg kick.
Jab from Fuck Tito.
A solid leg kick lands there for Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito throws a series of strikes that have Davison backpedaling.
Davison walks straight into a right hand from Fuck Tito - that's dropped him! Fuck Tito jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Davison from any more punishment! Davison complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Chuck Fuck Tito!