PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between John Jingleheimer Shmidt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Timo Hirvikangas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jingleheimer Shmidt kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmidt. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Jingleheimer Shmidt
vs
Hirvikangas

181 cm
21
156 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

175 cm
20
165 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Good knees
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Powerful

Demonic Drugs

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, John Jingleheimer Shmidt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Timo Hirvikangas!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Roosa Järviläinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jingleheimer Shmidt shoots in and drives through. Hirvikangas sprawls well.
Jingleheimer Shmidt shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Hirvikangas lands with a cross.
Hirvikangas lands an overhand right.
Hirvikangas lands a nice shot that snaps Jingleheimer Shmidt's head back.
Jingleheimer Shmidt shoots in for a double leg but Hirvikangas sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
No luck for Jingleheimer Shmidt with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Jingleheimer Shmidt. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hirvikangas throws a shot to the body.
Hirvikangas connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jingleheimer Shmidt's hands.
Hirvikangas scores with a body shot.
Hirvikangas lands a nice shot to the body.
Jingleheimer Shmidt misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Hirvikangas stuffs the takedown.
Jingleheimer Shmidt is breathing heavily.
No luck for Jingleheimer Shmidt with that takedown attempt.
Jingleheimer Shmidt doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hirvikangas connects with a crisp jab.
Hirvikangas's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Hirvikangas duly obliges.
Hirvikangas lands an overhand right.
Hirvikangas throws a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jingleheimer Shmidt on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jingleheimer Shmidt takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Hirvikangas lands a with a good body shot.
Hirvikangas lands a head shot.
Jingleheimer Shmidt moves forwards but Hirvikangas connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Hirvikangas goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

Jingleheimer Shmidt is rocked!
Hirvikangas lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Oh Jingleheimer Shmidt is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hirvikangas lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Jingleheimer Shmidt can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Hirvikangas and Jingleheimer Shmidt drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Hirvikangas.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Timo Hirvikangas!