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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Herb Tarlic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Jeremy might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Cradle Of Filth - Cruelty Brought Thee Orchids. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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280 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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260 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Herb Tarlic!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Tarja Halkonen and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy staying out of range there.
Jeremy tries to clinch up but Tarlic circles away and keeps his distance.
Tarlic tries to clinch but Jeremy moves out of range.
Jeremy ducks under a wild hook from Tarlic.
Tarlic shoots in for a takedown but Jeremy shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jeremy slaps away a takedown attempt from Tarlic, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Jeremy is looking to clinch.
Ron Jeremy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tarlic closes the distance and clinches up with Jeremy, looking for a takedown. Tarlic pushes Jeremy against the cage but Jeremy circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Ron Jeremy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Herb Tarlic.
Tarlic throws a jab but it's blocked by Jeremy.
Tarlic misses with a hook. Jeremy ducked under it nicely.
Jeremy doesn't manage to clinch there - Tarlic circles away.
Jeremy tries to clinch up
and Tarlic counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tarlic misses with an uppercut. Jeremy saw that one coming.
Tarlic throws an overhand right that lands on Jeremy's shoulder, as Jeremy tries to avoid the shot.
Jeremy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Tarlic.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tarlic throws out a loose jab but Jeremy uses good head movement to avoid it.
A punch combination from Tarlic misses.
Jeremy clinches.
Jeremy misses with an elbow over the top.
Jeremy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Jeremy throws an elbow but misses.
Tarlic avoids a wild elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Tarlic takes an elbow to the forehead.
It looks like Herb Tarlic has been cut.
Tarlic blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Jeremy.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it misses.
Tarlic breaks from the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Tarlic digs a good body shot into Jeremy's ribs.
Jeremy tries to clinch but Tarlic moves away
and Tarlic counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jeremy thinking.
Jeremy darts in trying to clinch
and Tarlic counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jeremy looks to clinch
and Tarlic counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Herb Tarlic dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Herb Tarlic's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Tarlic misses the shot to the body.
Tarlic circles away from the clinch attempt
and Tarlic counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A swing and a miss from Tarlic.
Jeremy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Tarlic connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tarlic swats away the attempt to clinch by Jeremy.
Tarlic lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy tries to clinch but fails miserably
letting Tarlic counter with a right hand.
Jeremy tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Tarlic counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jeremy fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Tarlic, pushing him back against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy lands a damaging elbow.
With the fighters up against the cage, Jeremy throws an elbow but misses.
Tarlic blocks the elbow strike.
Jeremy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Tarlic is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeremy just misses with a elbow thrown towards Tarlic's brow.
Jeremy pushes off an throws an elbow but Tarlic leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Jeremy lands an elbow inside.
Tarlic wants to get back to striking at distance but Jeremy won't allow it.
Jeremy pushes off an throws an elbow but Tarlic leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Tarlic dodges an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Tarlic blocks the elbow strike.
Tarlic dodges an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with an elbow over the top.
Jeremy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Tarlic avoids a wild elbow strike from Jeremy.
With the fighters up against the cage, Jeremy throws an elbow but misses.
Tarlic blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Tarlic is trying to break the clinch but Jeremy has him pressed against the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Jeremy.
Jeremy lands a nice elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Jeremy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Tarlic is trying to break the clinch but Jeremy has him pressed against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeremy just misses with a elbow thrown towards Tarlic's brow.
Jeremy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Jeremy lands an elbow just above Tarlic 's eye.
Jeremy misses with an elbow over the top.
Jeremy throws an elbow that misses.
Tarlic blocks the elbow strike.
Jeremy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Tarlic stalling in the clinch but Jeremy improves position.
Tarlic is trying to break the clinch but Jeremy is controlling him.
Tarlic has had enough of the clinch but Jeremy keeps him there for the moment.
Jeremy lands an elbow inside.
Tarlic blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Jeremy misses with an elbow over the top.
Tarlic is trying to break free.
Tarlic blocks the elbow strike.
Jeremy misses with an elbow over the top.
Jeremy lands an elbow that stopped Tarlic in his tracks for a moment.
That has opened up Herb Tarlic's cut even more.
Tarlic avoids the elbow strike from Jeremy, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Herb Tarlic will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Herb Tarlic's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Tarlic tries to bum rush Jeremy with a series of wild strikes but Jeremy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Herb Tarlic seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tarlic looks to score with a jab to the body but Jeremy is just out of range.
Jeremy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Tarlic.
Jeremy tries to clinch but Tarlic moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jeremy gets a clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tarlic blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy lands a damaging elbow.
Tarlic wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jeremy creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Tarlic's defenses.
Tarlic tries to circle away but Jeremy has him pinned against the cage.
Tarlic avoids the elbow strike from Jeremy, against the cage.
Tarlic blocks the elbow strike.
Jeremy pushes off an throws an elbow but Tarlic leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Jeremy comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Tarlic blocks the elbow strike.
Jeremy throws an elbow that misses.
Tarlic dodges an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy lands an elbow that stopped Tarlic in his tracks for a moment.
Tarlic takes an elbow to the temple.
The cut above Herb Tarlic's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Jeremy misses with an elbow strike.
Tarlic takes an elbow to the forehead.
Herb Tarlic's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Tarlic blocks an elbow strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy misses with an elbow over the top.
Jeremy comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Tarlic is rocked!
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Herb Tarlic's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ron Jeremy!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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