PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe De La Rosa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

De La Rosa
vs
Cartman

188 cm
20
205 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

190 cm
20
220 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe De La Rosa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, George Francis and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cartman moves into range and clinches up with De La Rosa.
Cartman lands on the inside with an uppercut.

It looks like Joe De La Rosa has been cut.
Cartman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short uppercut from Cartman.

Cartman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cartman dances in with a quick combination. De La Rosa is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Cartman snaps De La Rosa's head back. De La Rosa stumbles backwards against the cage. Cartman steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with De La Rosa's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. De La Rosa just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Eric Cartman!