PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Papa Said Tap Him Out (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tap Him Out comes to the cage accompanied by It's Time For War by LL Cool J. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Said Tap Him Out
vs
Zoidberg

185 cm
24
212 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

190 cm
22
222 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Crippler's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Papa Said Tap Him Out!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Alan Glass and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Tap Him Out closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Tap Him Out in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Tap Him Out moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Zoidberg can't do much from the bottom here.
Zoidberg is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.

Tap Him Out is looking for a kimura but Zoidberg is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Tap Him Out to get the leverage.
Zoidberg tries to get to full guard but Tap Him Out has control of the leg.
Tap Him Out thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Zoidberg can do anything to dispel that myth.
Zoidberg is not content to let Tap Him Out control the position.
Tap Him Out stalling away here and it's allowed Zoidberg to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Tap Him Out has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tap Him Out wants to control from the top but Zoidberg keeps moving.
Zoidberg wants to stand but Tap Him Out is controlling the position.
Tap Him Out advances to half guard.
Tap Him Out thows a huge punch but Zoidberg dodges it nicely.
Zoidberg is concentrating on defense, preventing Tap Him Out from advancing position.
Tap Him Out looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Tap Him Out looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Zoidberg wants to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Tap Him Out not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Tap Him Out is trying to control. Zoidberg wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Tap Him Out controlling the action here.
Tap Him Out seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Zoidberg for as long as he can get away with.
Zoidberg wants to get back to his feet.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Tap Him Out lands a nice short elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Tap Him Out is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Zoidberg is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Papa Said Tap Him Out!