PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Boner Patrol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Man Pig (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Patrol comes to the cage accompanied by Fight now - Ran D . Patrol has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Boner Patrol is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Patrol
vs
Pig

183 cm
25
170 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

170 cm
20
165 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Solid chin

154 RECOVERY-UCF NUTRITION
154 RECOVERY-UCF NUTRITION

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Boner Patrol!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Man Pig!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Patrol misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pig.
Pig tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Pig fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Patrol avoids it really well and circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pig tries to score a power double leg takedown but Patrol sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Pig somewhat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Patrol moves into range and lands a nice body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Nice sprawl there from Patrol as Pig shoots in.
Boner Patrol has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Man Pig.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pig tries to clinch up but Patrol circles away and keeps his distance.
Pig slips a jab from Patrol.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Patrol throws a head kick that misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jab from Patrol.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boner Patrol dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Patrol avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
No joy there for Pig, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab from Patrol misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pig looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Patrol is fending him off so far but Pig persists. Nope, Patrol circles away and we're back to standing.
Pig tries for a takedown but Patrol sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Pig tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Patrol paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Pig fails with a takedown attempt.
Boner Patrol has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Man Pig.
Pig misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pig on the wrong end of a nice hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Patrol moves out of range as Pig strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boner Patrol dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Pig.
Pig walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Patrol checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pig throws a body kick, spinning off balance
enabling Patrol to counter with a crisp jab.
Pig tries for a takedown but Patrol circles away easily
letting Patrol counter with a right hand.
Boner Patrol is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Patrol is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Pig walks into a straight right hand from Patrol.
Patrol throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Pig.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patrol comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Man Pig has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd cheers as Patrol lands an impressive looking overhand right. Pig doesn't seem phased though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Patrol throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pig loads up on a big right hand but Patrol slips the punch.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The crowd cheers as Patrol lands an impressive looking overhand right. Pig doesn't seem phased though.

And that's the end of the fight!
Boner Patrol showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Patrol has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Boner Patrol!