PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Simmons (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dwight Schrute (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Simmons might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Tomoyasu Hotei - Battle Without Honour or Humanity. Schrute comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Thunderstruck by AC DC kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Simmons
vs
Schrute

199 cm
18
225 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

194 cm
22
280 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ron Simmons!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dwight Schrute!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Paul Aken and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schrute jabs at Simmons's body.
Simmons slips a jab from Schrute.
A big right from Schrute misses.
Simmons will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Schrute swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Simmons.
Schrute uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Simmons.
Simmons avoids the body shot from Schrute.
Simmons looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Schrute throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Simmons.
Simmons blocks a jab.
Simmons moves into range and connects with a jab.
Schrute takes one on the button.

It looks like Dwight Schrute has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Simmons misses with a hook. Schrute ducked under it nicely.
Ron Simmons seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Schrute lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Schrute misses with a straight right.
Simmons throws a combination that misses

and Schrute counters with a crisp one two that drops Simmons! Schrute thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Simmons to his feet! Simmons is in big trouble!

Simmons is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Schrute gets a big slam - oh, Simmons is out! Simmons is out! That's a nasty KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Slam). Dwight Schrute!
Dwight Schrute is the new heavyweight champion!