PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harry Poppins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cthulhu Fhtagn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Poppins comes to the cage accompanied by Mama Said Knock You Out. Fhtagn has chosen Cthulhu Fhtagn! as his entrance music. Cthulhu Fhtagn has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Poppins
vs
Fhtagn

193 cm
24
218 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

194 cm
20
209 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Harry Poppins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Cthulhu Fhtagn!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Andrew Berry and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fhtagn tries to close the distance and clinch up but Poppins swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Fhtagn blocks a head kick by Poppins.
Poppins lands an overhand right.

Fhtagn moves into range and clinches up with Poppins.
Poppins tries to land knees in the clinch but Fhtagn avoids the damage to the body.
Poppins landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Fhtagn avoiding damage as Poppins throws knees to the body.
Fhtagn tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Fhtagn misses with a knee strike.
Fhtagn tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Poppins scores a nice knee to the body.
Poppins unloads a knee to the mid-section. Fhtagn lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Fhtagn blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Poppins missing with knees to the body.
Fhtagn managing to block the knees to the body from Poppins.
Fhtagn managing to block the knees to the body from Poppins.
Poppins tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fhtagn avoids it.
Poppins tries a knee to the head but Fhtagn blocks it.
Poppins is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fhtagn is defending well for now.
Poppins using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fhtagn missing with knees to the body.
Fhtagn looks gassed!
Fhtagn managing to block the knees to the body from Poppins.
Poppins is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Fhtagn trying to land knees to the body.
Fhtagn putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Poppins in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Good body shot from Poppins.
Fhtagn avoiding damage as Poppins throws knees to the body.
Fhtagn takes a knee to the side of the body.
Poppins lands a damaging elbow.
Poppins is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fhtagn is defending well for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poppins lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Fhtagn.
Fhtagn blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Poppins is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fhtagn is defending well for now.
Fhtagn managing to block the knees to the body from Poppins.
Fhtagn using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Poppins has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Poppins lands a nice knee to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Poppins.
Poppins tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fhtagn avoids it.
Poppins misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fhtagn.
Fhtagn takes a knee to the side of the body.
Poppins landing knees to the body.
Poppins digs a right hand underneath Fhtagn's ribcage. Fhtagn let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Poppins lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fhtagn blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Poppins with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Fhtagn looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Poppins unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Good body shot from Poppins.
Poppins lands a good knee to the midsection. Fhtagn won't want to take too many of those.
Poppins lands a good knee to the midsection. Fhtagn won't want to take too many of those.
Fhtagn blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fhtagn lands a nice knee to the body.
Fhtagn avoiding damage as Poppins throws knees to the body.
Fhtagn misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Poppins.
Poppins lands a knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poppins scores with a hook to the body.
Fhtagn with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Poppins tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fhtagn avoids it.
Fhtagn throws an elbow that misses.
Poppins cracks Fhtagn with a nice body shot.
Poppins tries to land knees in the clinch but Fhtagn avoids the damage to the body.
Fhtagn misses with a knee to the head.
Fhtagn lands an elbow inside.
Fhtagn lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Fhtagn avoiding damage as Poppins throws knees to the body.
A hook to the body from Poppins.
Good body shot from Poppins.
Fhtagn missing with knees to the body.
Poppins is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Poppins tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fhtagn avoids it.
Poppins trying to land knees to the body.
Fhtagn missing with knees to the body.
Poppins working Fhtagn over with knees to the body.
Fhtagn throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Poppins takes a knee to the side of the body.
Fhtagn trying to land knees to the body.
Fhtagn on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Poppins is working Fhtagn over against the cage.
Fhtagn on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fhtagn crunches a lovely knee into Poppins's ribcage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fhtagn with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A nice left hand lands by Poppins.
Poppins throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Fhtagn blocks it with crossed arms.
Fhtagn connects with a nasty looking knee right to Poppins's face.
Poppins takes an elbow to the forehead.
Poppins trying to land knees to the body.
Fhtagn creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Poppins takes an elbow to the temple.
Poppins managing to block the knees to the body from Fhtagn.
Fhtagn avoiding damage as Poppins throws knees to the body.
Poppins is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fhtagn is defending well for now.
Fhtagn throws an elbow that misses.
Fhtagn lands an elbow just above Poppins 's eye.
Fhtagn pushes off an throws an elbow but Poppins leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Fhtagn tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Poppins avoids it.
Poppins throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Poppins landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Fhtagn using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Poppins has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Fhtagn avoiding damage as Poppins throws knees to the body.
Fhtagn is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Poppins is defending well for now.
Fhtagn tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Poppins lands a knee to the body.
Poppins managing to block the knees to the body from Fhtagn.
Fhtagn blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Poppins tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fhtagn avoids it.
Fhtagn throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Poppins blocks it with crossed arms.
Poppins unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Fhtagn blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Poppins dodges an elbow strike from Fhtagn.
Poppins trying to land knees to the body.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Fhtagn looking to throw knees to the head but Poppins is blocking nicely.
Fhtagn throws a knee to the head but misses.
Poppins lands a shot to the body.
Poppins missing with knees to the body.
Fhtagn landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Poppins. Fhtagn does a little dance to reset his feet.

Fhtagn moves into the clinch.
Fhtagn tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Poppins scores with a hook to the body.
Poppins trying to land knees to the body.
Fhtagn tries a knee to the head but Poppins blocks it.
Fhtagn tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Poppins avoids it.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Poppins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Poppins scores with a shoulder strike.
Fhtagn missing with knees to the body.
Fhtagn tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Fhtagn looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Poppins using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Harry Poppins dominated that round.
That's time! Poppins's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Poppins closes the distance and pushes Fhtagn back into the cage.
Fhtagn throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Fhtagn on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Poppins.
Poppins lands a knee to the body.
Fhtagn on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fhtagn scores a nice knee to the body.
Poppins missing with knees to the body.
Poppins misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fhtagn.
Fhtagn tries to land knees in the clinch but Poppins avoids the damage to the body.
Fhtagn throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Poppins blocks it with crossed arms.
Fhtagn managing to block the knees to the body from Poppins.
With the fighters up against the cage, Fhtagn throws an elbow but misses.
Fhtagn missing with knees to the body.
Poppins managing to block the knees to the body from Fhtagn.
Fhtagn with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Fhtagn on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Poppins tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fhtagn avoids it.
Poppins is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fhtagn is defending well for now.
Fhtagn avoiding damage as Poppins throws knees to the body.
Fhtagn lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Fhtagn is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Poppins is defending well for now.
Poppins pushes Fhtagn back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fhtagn on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fhtagn trying to land knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poppins tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fhtagn avoids it.
Fhtagn pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Poppins tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fhtagn avoids it.
Fhtagn tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Poppins avoids it.
Fhtagn lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Poppins with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Fhtagn with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Fhtagn tries to land knees in the clinch but Poppins avoids the damage to the body.
Poppins scores a nice knee to the body.
Fhtagn with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Fhtagn trying to land knees to the body.
Fhtagn looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Fhtagn misses with an elbow strike.
Fhtagn on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Poppins obliges.
Fhtagn misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Poppins.
Fhtagn tries to land knees in the clinch but Poppins avoids the damage to the body.
Poppins is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Fhtagn tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Poppins misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fhtagn.
Poppins blocks the elbow strike.
Fhtagn is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Poppins is defending well for now.
Poppins trying to land knees to the body.
Poppins works on Fhtagn's body with a couple of short punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Poppins misses with an elbow strike.
Fhtagn creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Poppins's defenses.
Fhtagn misses with an elbow over the top.
Fhtagn tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Poppins scores a nice knee to the body.
Fhtagn looking to throw knees to the head but Poppins is blocking nicely.
Fhtagn with a knee to the head.
Fhtagn landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Fhtagn blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Poppins avoids a wild elbow strike from Fhtagn.
Poppins is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fhtagn is defending well for now.
Poppins blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Poppins takes a knee to the side of the body.
Poppins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fhtagn misses with a knee to the head.
Fhtagn is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Poppins is defending well for now.
Poppins landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Fhtagn throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Poppins is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Fhtagn throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Poppins blocks it with crossed arms.
Poppins trying to land knees to the body.
Fhtagn using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Poppins has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Fhtagn is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Poppins is defending well for now.
Fhtagn missing with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fhtagn blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Poppins misses with a punch to the body.
Poppins misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fhtagn.
Fhtagn is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Poppins is defending well for now.
Fhtagn avoiding damage as Poppins throws knees to the body.
Fhtagn managing to block the knees to the body from Poppins.
Fhtagn landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Poppins trying to land knees to the body.
Fhtagn missing with knees to the body.
Fhtagn tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Poppins landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Poppins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Fhtagn.
Fhtagn missing with knees to the body.
Poppins blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Poppins tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fhtagn avoids it.
Fhtagn throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Poppins blocks an elbow strike.
Poppins lands a body punch in the clinch.
Fhtagn landing knees to the body.
Poppins lands with a short shot to the head.
Fhtagn throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Poppins blocks it with crossed arms.
Poppins misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fhtagn.
Fhtagn tries to land knees in the clinch but Poppins avoids the damage to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Poppins trying to land knees to the body.
Fhtagn takes an elbow to the forehead.
Fhtagn lands an elbow that stopped Poppins in his tracks for a moment.
Fhtagn landing knees to the body.
Fhtagn connects with a nasty looking knee right to Poppins's face.
Poppins tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fhtagn avoids it.
Fhtagn with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Fhtagn managing to block the knees to the body from Poppins.
Fhtagn misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Poppins.
Fhtagn looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Poppins scores with a hook to the body.
Fhtagn creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Poppins's defenses.
Fhtagn on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fhtagn with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Poppins lands a nice shot to the body.
Poppins tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fhtagn avoids it.
Poppins misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fhtagn working Poppins over with knees to the body.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Poppins avoiding damage as Fhtagn throws knees to the body.
Poppins tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Knees to the body from Fhtagn.
Fhtagn with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Poppins unloads a knee to the mid-section. Fhtagn lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Fhtagn obliges.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Cthulhu Fhtagn will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Nice cross by Poppins.
Poppins tries to clinch up but Fhtagn circles away and keeps his distance.
Poppins misses with a head kick.

Fhtagn has Poppins up against the cage in a clinch.
Fhtagn tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Fhtagn tries to land a knee to the head but Poppins blocks with his arms.
Poppins lands a hook that snaps the head of Fhtagn backwards.
Poppins blocks the elbow strike.
Fhtagn trying to land knees to the body.
Fhtagn with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Fhtagn avoiding damage as Poppins throws knees to the body.
Poppins dodges an elbow strike from Fhtagn.
Poppins tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fhtagn avoids it.
Fhtagn trying to land knees to the body.
Harry Poppins has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Poppins lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Poppins tries to land knees in the clinch but Fhtagn avoids the damage to the body.
Poppins takes a knee right on the jaw!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Poppins lands a good knee to the midsection. Fhtagn won't want to take too many of those.
Knees in the clinch landing for Poppins.
Poppins is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fhtagn is defending well for now.
Fhtagn tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Poppins avoids it.
Poppins lands a body shot in the clinch.
Poppins with a knee to the head.
Fhtagn is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Poppins is defending well for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poppins landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Poppins blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fhtagn is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Poppins is defending well for now.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Poppins.
Fhtagn using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Poppins has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Poppins tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fhtagn avoids it.
Poppins blocks an elbow strike from Fhtagn.
Fhtagn missing with knees to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Poppins.
Fhtagn on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Poppins throws an elbow that misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Fhtagn throws an elbow but misses.
Fhtagn blocks a body shot from Poppins.
Poppins lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Fhtagn working Poppins over with knees to the body.
Poppins lands a nice elbow.
Knees in the clinch landing for Fhtagn.
Poppins takes an elbow to the temple.
Fhtagn misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Poppins.
Poppins unloads a knee to the mid-section. Fhtagn lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Poppins avoiding damage as Fhtagn throws knees to the body.
Poppins with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Fhtagn misses with an elbow over the top.
Fhtagn landing knees to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Fhtagn with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Poppins lands an elbow inside.
Fhtagn trying to land knees to the body.
Fhtagn avoiding damage as Poppins throws knees to the body.
Poppins lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Fhtagn misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Poppins.
Poppins working Fhtagn over with knees to the body.
Poppins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fhtagn tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Poppins avoids it.
Poppins tries to land knees in the clinch but Fhtagn avoids the damage to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Poppins.
Poppins avoiding damage as Fhtagn throws knees to the body.
Fhtagn throws an elbow but it misses.
Fhtagn missing with knees to the body.
Poppins unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Fhtagn lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Poppins landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Poppins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Poppins unloads a knee to the mid-section. Fhtagn lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Fhtagn landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Fhtagn.
Fhtagn tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Poppins putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Fhtagn in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Poppins blocks the elbow strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poppins managing to block the knees to the body from Fhtagn.
Poppins tries a knee to the head but Fhtagn blocks it.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Fhtagn obliges.
Fhtagn tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Poppins working Fhtagn over with knees to the body.
Fhtagn misses with an elbow over the top.
Poppins scores with a hook to the body.
Fhtagn lands a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Poppins.
Fhtagn lands an elbow just above Poppins 's eye.
Fhtagn tries to land a knee to the head but Poppins blocks with his arms.
Poppins missing with knees to the body.
Poppins pushes Fhtagn back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Fhtagn landing knees to the head.
Poppins tries to land knees in the clinch but Fhtagn avoids the damage to the body.
Fhtagn throws an elbow that misses.
Poppins takes an elbow to the temple.
Poppins utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Fhtagn unloads a knee to the mid-section. Poppins lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Poppins misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fhtagn.
Fhtagn utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Poppins avoiding damage as Fhtagn throws knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Poppins trying to land knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Fhtagn.
Poppins misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fhtagn.
Fhtagn landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Poppins blocks an elbow strike.
Poppins struggles to land a body shot inside as Fhtagn controls his hands.
Fhtagn on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fhtagn blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fhtagn missing with knees to the body.
Fhtagn working Poppins over with knees to the body.
Fhtagn tries a knee to the head but Poppins blocks it.
Poppins tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fhtagn avoids it.
Fhtagn misses with a knee strike.
Fhtagn landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Poppins lands a nice shot to the body.
Poppins managing to block the knees to the body from Fhtagn.
Fhtagn missing with knees to the body.
Fhtagn trying to land knees to the body.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Poppins managing to block the knees to the body from Fhtagn.
Poppins works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nice body punch from Poppins - that landed with a thud.
Fhtagn tries to land knees in the clinch but Poppins avoids the damage to the body.
Poppins gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Poppins trying to land knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Cthulhu Fhtagn.
I think Fhtagn has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 28:29
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 28:29
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Cthulhu Fhtagn!