PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Theo Paphitis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adolf Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Paphitis
vs
Hitler

179 cm
22
191 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

187 cm
22
187 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Theo Paphitis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Adolf Hitler!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Winston Howard and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitler drops his hands momentarily and Paphitis takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Theo Paphitis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Paphitis drops Hitler with a right and a left! Paphitis comes rushing in but Hitler regains his composure and manages to keep Paphitis in guard.

Hitler is rocked!
Paphitis content to stall in guard here.
Hitler is still in real trouble! Can Paphitis finish him?

Paphitis thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Paphitis drops back looking for a leg! Hitler is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Hitler manages to kick Paphitis off! Paphitis jumps back into Hitler's guard.
Paphitis trying to control but Hitler is working from the bottom.

Paphitis drops back looking for a leg! Hitler is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Hitler manages to kick Paphitis off! Paphitis jumps back into Hitler's guard.
Hitler seems to have recovered his senses.
Paphitis stands and throws Hitler's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Hitler regains half guard.
Paphitis stops Hitler from getting back to his feet.
Paphitis wants to lay and pray for a moment but Hitler keeps working.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler regains full guard. Nicely done.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Hitler is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Paphitis defends well.

Hitler pushes a forearm under Paphitis's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Paphitis is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Adolf Hitler!