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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jobber Chamberpot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and asghjds sdf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). asghjds sdf is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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300 lbs
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225 cm
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300 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Big heart |
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jobber Chamberpot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, asghjds sdf!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Paulo Santos and Alexandre Firmino.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chamberpot moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Chamberpot clinches up with sdf and pushes him back against the cage.
sdf pressing his opponent against the cage.
Chamberpot wants the takedown. sdf is fighting it off but Chamberpot persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in sdf's guard against the cage.
sdf controls Chamberpot momentarily but Chamberpot frees himself.
Chamberpot throwing strikes but missing.
sdf looking to control.
Chamberpot is looking to stand up but sdf won't let him.
Chamberpot stands up and waves to sdf to follow him.
Chamberpot throws a nice looking combination but sdf bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Chamberpot looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Chamberpot scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
sdf wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
You can see the frustration on sdf's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
sdf tries to contro but end up mounted... ooooh, that's bad.
sdf wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
sdf is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
Chamberpot wants to control but sdf is keeping busy.
Chamberpot is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
sdf looking to stop the rear naked choke attempt by controlling the hands.
Chamberpot trying to control.
sdf really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Chamberpot. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Chamberpot is breathing heavily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
sdf just trying to survive but Chamberpot is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Chamberpot misses with an elbow to the head.
Chamberpot lands a shot to the body.
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - Chamberpot's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.
sdf tries to escape but Chamberpot has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
sdf trying to control but not successfully.
sdf is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
sdf trying to control but not successfully.
A lull in the action here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Chamberpot gets his hands free as sdf looks to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jobber Chamberpot dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
sdf misses with a head kick.
sdf closes the distance looking to clinch
and Chamberpot counters with an inside leg kick.
Chamberpot clinches with his opponent.
Chamberpot gets control of sdf's arms and successfully pulls guard. Chamberpot will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
sdf must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Chamberpot pushes sdf off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
sdf closes the distance and clinches up with Chamberpot, looking for a takedown. sdf pushes Chamberpot against the cage but Chamberpot circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Chamberpot plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Some wild striking there from Chamberpot.
Chamberpot swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
sdf slaps away a takedown attempt from Chamberpot, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
sdf looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Chamberpot wants to get back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chamberpot looking for submissions off his back.
sdf working Chamberpot over with strikes.
sdf stalling.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
sdf is looking to stall here but Chamberpot recovers full guard.
sdf trying to control but Chamberpot is working from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
sdf content to stall in guard here.
sdf wants to get up but he can't break Chamberpot's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
sdf drops back, looking for a kneebar! Chamberpot looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Chamberpot looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Chamberpot!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
sdf wants to get back to his feet.
sdf regains half guard.
sdf is trying to stand up here but Chamberpot is controlling him well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
sdf tries to get to full guard but Chamberpot has control of the leg.
sdf is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Jobber Chamberpot will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Chamberpot throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
sdf shoots and misses
and Chamberpot counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Chamberpot changes levels and goes for a takedown here. sdf fights it off and pushes away nicely.
sdf with a lazy takedown attempt
enabling Chamberpot to counter with a crisp jab.
Chamberpot tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
sdf drives through and clinches with Chamberpot against the cage.
Chamberpot has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. sdf is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
sdf gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
sdf wants to control from the top but Chamberpot keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
sdf stands and steps away. Chamberpot gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Jobber Chamberpot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
sdf closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Chamberpot to the mat! Chamberpot manages to get full guard.
Chamberpot looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
sdf trying to stand up but can't free himself from Chamberpot's guard.
sdf trying to control but Chamberpot is working from the bottom.
Chamberpot is trying to keep sdf in close.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
sdf trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
sdf's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
sdf tries to clinch there but Chamberpot circles away.
sdf fails with the takedown.
Jobber Chamberpot has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of asghjds sdf.
Chamberpot shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in sdf's guard.
sdf is looking to stand up but Chamberpot isn't so interested in that idea.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
sdf is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Chamberpot trying to control the position from guard on top but sdf is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Chamberpot wants to get up but he can't break sdf's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
sdf wants to sweep but no luck.
asghjds sdf has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jobber Chamberpot is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
sdf is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Chamberpot defends well.
And that's the end of the fight!
asghjds sdf comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Chamberpot has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jobber Chamberpot!
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hype
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