PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Shinya Aoki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Submit Your Mother (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Aoki comes to the cage accompanied by Nina simone - Feeling good. Shinya Aoki had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Aoki
vs
Your Mother

180 cm
22
162 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

190 cm
22
155 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Shinya Aoki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Submit Your Mother!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Alan Glass and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Excellent takedown into side control there by Aoki.
Your Mother is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Aoki's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Your Mother is trying to get back to full guard.

Aoki seems to be working for a kimura but Your Mother defends the submission attempt.
Your Mother wants to control but Aoki is keeping busy.
Your Mother is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Your Mother is trying to keep from getting into a worse position than he's already in but Your Mother is working away and isn't letting himself get tied up.

Your Mother looking for submissions off his back.
Aoki wants to pass the guard but Your Mother is defending well.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

Aoki shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Aoki preventing the sweep.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aoki slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Your Mother tries to bench press Aoki off him but Aoki keeps the position.
Your Mother struggling a bit here.
Your Mother tries to improve position but can't.

Aoki tries for a kimura but Your Mother is defending well.
Your Mother is trying to control Aoki's posture but Aoki avoids it.

Aoki tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Aoki is breathing heavily.
Your Mother gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.

Aoki is looking for a kimura here.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Your Mother tries to roll over but Aoki keeps him under control.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Aoki is thwarting Your Mother's attempts to control the position.
Your Mother is pressing down on Aoki's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Aoki has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Your Mother trying to keep a closed guard but Aoki is proving a slippery customer.
Your Mother keeping full guard, as Aoki tries to pass.
Aoki passes into half guard.
Your Mother moves into full guard.

Your Mother working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Aoki doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Aoki manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

Your Mother had isolated an arm as going for an omaplata. Aoki is defending the submission well but is in a very vulnerable position. Your Mother Is leaning forward trying to finish the omaplata but decides to abandon it, and take Aoki's back instead.
Aoki breaks Your Mother's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Your Mother is controlling Aoki's posture.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Your Mother is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Your Mother looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Aoki drops back looking for a leg! Your Mother is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Your Mother manages to kick Aoki off! Aoki jumps back into Your Mother's guard.
Your Mother is trying to keep Aoki in close.
Your Mother manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Aoki manages to get himself to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Your Mother trying to control the position from guard on top but Aoki is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Your Mother passes easily into side control. Nice work.

Your Mother has hold of Aoki's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Aoki seems comfortable defending it but Your Mother has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Aoki is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Aoki is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Your Mother couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Submit Your Mother!