PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tommy Vukes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Percival Milquetoast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Milquetoast has chosen "I Don't Feel Like Dancing" - Scissor Sisters as his entrance music. Tommy Vukes has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Vukes
vs
Milquetoast

193 cm
22
225 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

182 cm
20
240 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

ADCC Champion
Brawler
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tommy Vukes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Percival Milquetoast!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Winston Howard and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vukes takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Vukes moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

It looks like Tommy Vukes has been cut.
Milquetoast scores with a shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Milquetoast scores with a takedown into Vukes's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Milquetoast working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Vukes's head.
Vukes will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Milquetoast postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Milquetoast thows a big elbow that misses.
Milquetoast landing some decent shots from guard.

Tommy Vukes's cut is getting worse.
Vukes is breathing heavily.
Milquetoast is in close to Vukes's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Milquetoast postures up in Vukes's guard and throws a big left but Vukes blocks it.
Milquetoast is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

Tommy Vukes's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Milquetoast postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

Vukes is rocked!

Jeez, Tommy Vukes's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tommy Vukes's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Percival Milquetoast!