PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Retard Strong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Simon Lluoma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lluoma is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: New Religion. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Strong
vs
Lluoma

210 cm
25
284 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

188 cm
20
240 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Retard Strong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Simon Lluoma!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Cecil Peabody and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Lluoma misses.
Strong is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lluoma.
Lluoma dodges the punch combination from Strong.
Lluoma getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Lluoma connects with a body shot.
Strong is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Lluoma lands a big right hand that sends Strong crashing to the mat! Lluoma stays standing though and waves Strong back to his feet!
Lluoma throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lluoma throws a series of punches but Strong moves out of range.
Lluoma throws a leg kick but Strong sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Lluoma shoots in for a takedown but Strong shows good takedown defense.
Strong ducks under a wild hook from Lluoma.
Lluoma looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Strong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lluoma throws a jab but it's blocked by Strong.
Strong takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Lluoma dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Strong slips a jab and a cross from Lluoma.

Lluoma feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Strong sprawling to the canvas! Strong rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Lluoma finish him?!

It looks like Retard Strong has been cut.
Strong ducks into an uppercut from Lluoma and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Simon Lluoma!